𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 .

❛ ; ──┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ 𝙧𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚 , 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 , 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙘𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 . ❜

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

https://t.co/wIiLiTFlrg

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

legendary lovers.

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

You'll understsnd one day when you catch up.

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

Dead within the hour.

[‍ ‍‍ * ‍‍ ‍‍FELASSAN . @SL0WARROW]

challenge for only the bravest of souls : take a shot every time someone mentions something lewd .

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

You know, rook, typically if you want to respect your ( elders ) it helps to not call them the oldest in the process.

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

I keep it very professional ( most ) of the time. I've come a long way since Kirkwall. And I'm not the worst with words. I think that credit goes to Taash at the moment.

[нɑшкε ✶ @L0STINFADE]

Well now people know I have good head . Thank you Varric .

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

What's wrong with my voice-- you wound me.

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

There's a lot of things that can get under her skin. Anything romantic, really.

[idrilla (s-h) @VulpesIncendium]

I know. I also want to know what to tease her with.

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

Well, one third if we're being technical.

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

The smut is half the story!

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

Have to spice it up a little, right?

[нɑшкε ✶ @L0STINFADE]

That isn’t as bad . . .

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

The Seeker is my number one fan... for better or worse.

[idrilla (s-h) @VulpesIncendium]

I have to make sure it's up to standards for Cassandra.

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

Some of it is made up. There's a lot of imagination going on.

[нɑшкε ✶ @L0STINFADE]

Varric come on .
it’s a bit cringe to hear what I did in the past

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

( 🫩 )

[нɑшкε ✶ @L0STINFADE]

Don’t do tha

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

Hawke won't let me read her smut. I'm taking new applications. Who wants to hear my latest chapter? ( ☺️ )

[нɑшкε ✶ @L0STINFADE]

That sounds like a wonderful offer but I have to pass on it

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

I'll read it to you.

[нɑшкε ✶ @L0STINFADE]

That’s what I’ve heard but I wouldn’t dare read it myself

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

It's a good book, to be fair.

[нɑшкε ✶ @L0STINFADE]

I’m not complaining though .

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

( coughs )

[нɑшкε ✶ @L0STINFADE]

Coming back from the fade only to find out SOMEONE wrote erotic books about me is . . . An experience .

[𝑽 𝑨 𝑹 𝑹 𝑰 𝑪 . @storiedbeing]

fuck.