Keith

i tell stories the way they should be and i am always right.... i am also the funnyest man alive x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

Its nice 2 be liked, n I am liked but don't cross me cos as old as I am I don't mess x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

Remember kids... pets r not just pets they r part of the family too

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

appy mothers day 2 my wife and mum, god bless x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

Wot will the archbishop of cantarbury do when he retires??x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

Came 4th in fishing 2day..... Bastards cought 1pound ov fish more than me x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

top gear was gud 2nite x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

@PerryPearman sorry m8 curry and tv was callin me x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

Just watched that harry potta, that dumbledorf is a bit ov a puffta

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

Goin fishin 2moz shud b gud. I am very gud at it x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

Goin 4 a pint, forget the work 4 my wife HAHA x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

#FirstThingIDoInTheMorning go 4 my paper...... h8 those foreign people in paper shop tho

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

@PerryPearman cheers m8 shoutout 2 u 2 x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

mornin every1 x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

just been 2 wickes so i can fix the toilet hope kids n wife r happy now x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

@thomashaines i am knakared m8 u?

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

@thomashaines hello thomas m8

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

@PerryPearman thanks m8 will give u some tips x

[Keith @storiesbykeith]

hello every1 hope u r ok x