Maddie

Book blogger. Slytherin. Fangirl.
Bookstagram: day & tea enthusiast.
Spoonie- CFS/ME, IBS, Chronic Pain

[Maddie @storiesnspoons]

That feeling of success when you open to the right page after accidentally closing your book without a bookmark. #bookwormproblems #bookworm

[🇺🇸 @CrimexNoir]

My mom ordered some nutcrackers online not realizing how big they were.....

I have been laughing at this all day.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[🪦 @hazelrosedee]

i sent a photo of my leak to my landlord and he sent it back as elton john??

[trish @ultragloss]

thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts

[Raichiyo33 @Raichiyo33]

Need more lotr memes

[Jay Kristoff News/Updates @misterkristoff]

😂😂😂

[TY @TYRIQUE95]

Why are maths teachers never sick and English teachers always pregnant

[Waterstones Piccadilly, London @WaterstonesPicc]

A customer has just bought a 2021 calendar.
Sir, we admire your optimism.

[kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea]

the idea that schools can’t enforce mask use by older students is truly laughable to the tens of thousands of girls who’ve been sent home or given detention for visible bra straps or myriad other nonsense dress code violations

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Piper. She was having a lovely day playing in the pool until it all went horribly, horribly wrong. Still 13/10

[Chloe Gong (Updates) @thechloegong]

you know, suddenly it makes a lot of sense now why so much YA dystopia only took place in America with no mention of what was happening with the rest of the world

they were all probably just chilling

[Crews Missile🚀💥 @OnCrewsControl]

lmfao was it suppose to turn itself in?

[🦋 Asocial Butterfly 🦋 @OG_LisaTurtle]

I don't like being in a pandemic with y'all. It's like being on silent lunch but we keep getting days added on bc y'all won't shut up.

[Charyse 💜⁷|| hip hop phile and 134340 live @c_diazepine]

"It's a pandemic, baby" I whisper to myself as I hit 'purchase' to saturate my serotonin and dopamine receptors