Nikki

sea swimming, cheeselet loving, inconsistently rebellious mother of three...

[Nikki @storkpinch]

@locket_theme What a strange take.

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@GeorginaBurrows What the actual hell?!

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Tabby's mum is so beautiful #strictlycomedancing

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@RyanSoapKing25 She's such a cow bag

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@mrkphllps1 So many mistakes just in that clip so over marked!

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Did Jade say she was touching cloth in the cabin in the woods?! #TraitorsUK

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Has Steven lost his mystery bus #TraitorsUK

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When you have a judo lesson right after work... #motsi #Strictly

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Claudia is the icon for that put down of Nikita" well, that was unpleasant "😂 #strictly

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@cantgroundlenny Massively over marked

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Ah Gavin and Stacy finale everything I'd hoped for and more!

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@TheCinesthetic

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@GeorginaBurrows Add a clip board and/or a hard hat and you really could do anything

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@Andr6wMale I'm too upset that you've classified anyone 45+ as old to really consider this properly 😫

[E O Higgins @eohiggins]

Are you a Victorian ghost? Embarrassed by your faded vestments?

Why not check out the hot new range at H&M?

[Nikki @storkpinch]

Does this not contravene the very anti discrimination laws that the States brought in?! My husband has actually authorised me on several different occasions but it still hasn't been applied. He's never completed a tax return in all of our 16 years of marriage 🤯 ⁦@Govgg⁩

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@Govgg surely this is against the anti discrimination laws that your government brought in?! 🤯

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@GeorginaBurrows This is too cute!

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Started watching the tourist - in the second episode Elliott Stanley corrects someone's grammar and now I think I might be pregnant... #thetourist

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Crossfit