Claire P

Tattooed Frenchie owner, surfer, runner, traveller, ten-pin bowler, lomographer, camper, crime-fighter, truck driver.
Like sharks more than people! 😁🦈

[Claire P @storm1313]

@SingSongSoup @Ex_arv_sgt 🤣🤣🤣 I meant firearms but just you keep fighting the good fight keyboard warrior

[Claire P @storm1313]

@SingSongSoup @Ex_arv_sgt When it's a job I'm in too then I feel it's justified

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@SingSongSoup @Ex_arv_sgt *or her*. Not all firearms officers are male!

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@edsheeran what a wonderful honest, grounded, soulful human being. @Disney best watch of the year by far!

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@tatsntweets @Calamity_clr Indeed 😁

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I'd love @TomCruise to say "you wee prick" on the new #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

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In all the action films (and other genres) I've never once heard anyone say the word "prick'

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1st episode of @Channel4 #gogglebox and I'm in love with Chris Packham already

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@tatsntweets Looking gorgeous 😍 🤩😍 x

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Yaaaassss I've finally got an empty all weekend 🙌. Only thing that won't be empty is my glass 🤣. Husband off on a stag doo, even taking a hangover with him 🤭

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@tatsntweets He's got one 🤣 and Tiki's got a raincoat 🦈

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I hear you Giles "regenerative farming" @C4Gogglebox #Gogglebox let's RT for Giles

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Poor @grahnort can't get steemin' since he's on the telly #Eurovision2023

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Kids nowadays think they've got it hard. Try being a kid in 1993 with a copy of Smash Hits trying to match the lyrics of Snow's Informer to the bloody song 🤯🤯

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@__Steveo Country music and wine 🤠🎸🎵🪕🍷 that's my happy place right there 😁👌

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When you get the 'moothie' out to treat the husband to a Saturday night tune and he's not impressed 😒🤣 #countrymusic @theryman #harmonica

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Gotta start them young! Jax loves a bit of @lukecombs #countrymusic #lukecombs #frenchie #frenchbulldog @CCountry_ @CountryLineRad @mrBobbyBones @bobbybonesshow @KixBrooks

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@maxloweboss Oh and I so am! Cheers to the fricken weekend 🙌 have an awesome one! 🥳

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The week I've had I don't care if there's a light at the end of the tunnel, just wine. Please god let there be fucking wine 🍷 🙏

[Chez 🤱🏻🩷✨️🦂♏️🌙⛈️🔮🕯 @tatsntweets]

I'm so lucky that the awesome @storm1313 was willing to take pics for my body positivity project 📷
I want to celebrate the real body during pregnancy; lop-sided huge boobs, odd belly button, big belly; the lot!🤰🏻
I've never liked my body, at the moment I LOVE it ❤️ Women are 💪🏼!

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@tatsntweets Ha ha all that and you managed without lip gloss 🤣🤣