Storm Muse

Wanderer of the storms of life...

Thoughts may be NSFW...you've been warned...if you're not 18+, just jog the fuck on.

Have seen more than enough moons...

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

Well, shit...now I'm curious...we'll see how this goes.

[Quincy🌻 @QuincyCLEoh10]

I saw this earlier and thought, fuck it.

So I'll pin this for a couple days in case anyone has questions

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@theCLTshow Having my oldest two kids work in different grocery stores does come in handy for the "Grab some xyz on your way home". And they live at home as adults because cost of living and I have room so fee is covered 😊

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@MissGinaDarling @Twitch Sounds like my Mama...had multiple Playstations and turns out Skyrim was her favorite game of all time. Her and I used to talk about games...even had morality discussions about questlines in the Assassin's Creed games sometimes

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@theCLTshow Fish, rice, some veggies...sounds like health food to me

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@irohthecat This is the truth - my dad rescued Smokey from under his car in the rain in Texas when I was a little dude. He lived 23 years from that day, traveled across the Atlantic twice, multiple moves, several other cats and dogs. I still think about him sometimes and I'm in my mid-50s.

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@SnakeySmut It was Chris Rock who said there are three types of women:
A: Those who give no head
B: Those who give just enough to shut you up
C: Those who want nothing more than to suck a dick

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@theCLTshow If not, we can go tree shopping for a good one although we might get odd looks if you check if they'll fit at the tree farm

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@kmcnam1 LOAD "DIG-DUG", 4, 1

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@cuteonlyvibes

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@theCLTshow Muppet Christmas Carol

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@lady_valor_07 Godzilla!

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@lady_valor_07 Sir Clyde the Curmudgeon...old basset hound. He was my first Father's day present the year my son was born and was 4 days older than my son. He sleeps under the oak in the backyard, right where he used to sleep in the sun puddles.

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@Matt_Pinner Wilhelm/Wilhelma Twinkletoes Esq.

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@GamewithDave

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@audioharlot So how many folks who've perused both of you ladies' content for a while may have thought "If I vote, can Audi still give me the Krampus treatment?"

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@oelma__ Mixture of Mama and Papa...Papa was all about follow recipe to the letter while Mama advocated recipe as a baseline and then follow your heart.

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@_Deez_Games @RinoTheBouncer Dude, I'm right there with you. On paper, it had all the elements I tend to enjoy but they just didn't come together for me in an enjoyable way.

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@_PriscillaReiss I'm an odd mixture of both - have my Mama's temperament and general outlook/approach to life but I've noticed I have a number of my Papa's habits especially as I get older.

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@theCLTshow Or why do we end up with lids with no containers and vice versa?

[mildhippie ᖭི༏ᖫྀ𓍊𓋼 @mildhippie]

the crystals 🎃🕷️👻 the pendants

“pumpkin harvest” collection coming to my shop Friday 10/17 at 8pm eastern time <3

[Storm Muse @storm_muse71]

@Auth_Courtney Fake tan is the least of it...what's up with those feet?