twitter cracking down on engagement farmers means we will have no one to remind us that a 97 year old diner still serves their coke the old fashioned way
I tried to go to the gym but then 3 jocks said "this guy doesn't even know proper lifting form" and kicked me down the stairs but it was one of those staircase machines and they perfectly tuned the speed to my rate of descent so I'm still falling down the stairs send help