dazai: i’m upset
chuuya: why, what happened?
dazai: none of your business
chuuya:
chuuya: ok, fine, fuck you, stay upset, hope your day gets worse
the other port mafia executives at the meeting:
i like to think every time dazai starts transcending normal human levels of bullshit chuuya will tell him to translate it in a different language, and that's the story of how skk turned multilingual
dazai: i've spent four years dreaming of you, looking for you everywhere i turned. i've missed you so-
chuuya: are you talking to my ass?
dazai: no
chuuya:
dazai: maybe
gofushi age swap is so funny because it's basically megumi trying to mind his own business vs the overpowered gremlin who insists megumi's business is also HIS business & refuses to leave him alone
thinking about gofushi same age au where third year gojo has a crush on first year megumi and starts to bully megumi because it's the only way he ever pays attention to him. meanwhile megumi is wondering "what the fuck is gojo-senpai's problem?"
dazai: you know, chuuya, there are MANY benefits to dating me~
chuuya:
dazai: first and foremost, you will be dating ME. i could go on, but i think i’ve made my point~
chuuya: why would i be dating you, though?
dazai, who, for once, hasn’t thought that far:
@00syh1 i guess people would rather waste their bullets shooting at chuuya, the guy who can stop their bullets, than to just........ aim at the clearly normal guy in the partnership....... 💀
15!dazai: why are girls allowed to say girlfriend to refer to a platonic friend but i can’t say this is my dog for life, personal maid, petit mafia chuuya!?
rimbaud:
kouyou:
mori: