if we're dating it's a requirement for you to be pervy as possible towards me i want you to start groping me at random intervals and to stare like a hyena when im changing in front of you
nothing brings people together faster than two perverts realizing neither of them is going to judge the other for having the most concerning thoughts imaginable
concept: a fake safeword and real safeword
like, using the fake one for the feeling of it and to be turned down (knowing you will be turned down), while also having a legitimate one in your back pocket