David Storms

Toronto sports fan and enthusiast full of hopeless optimism.

[David Storms @Storms77]

Half a BILLION US Dollars. #BlueJays could have a new 5 player rotation at 1B every year for 1/2 that and be more productive.

[David Storms @Storms77]

2026 Vladdy is not a $500M Vladdy. But he’s gonna be an all-star starter. Time to fake an injury, pay the fine & let a real all-star play. #mlb #bluejays #vladdy

[David Storms @Storms77]

@NUCLRGOLF 0/1 people are devastated by this interruption

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I fucking love this guy. Here is the thing. He had a bad game Sunday. We need him to be better but as long as any athlete seemingly wants to win as much as I do I will always defend that guy and go to war for him.

[David Storms @Storms77]

@FAN590 @TheRog590 Eric Lauer could start on Tuesday? Why is he not on the radar?

[David Storms @Storms77]

@KylePorterNS Harman needs to be on the team. Paired up with Bryson would be epic entertainment. Bryson counting the waggles and fuming internally over his own partners pace of play is great theatre.

[David Storms @Storms77]

@KeeganMatheson Angels, White Sox, Athletics to close it out before all-star break. 55 wins is entirely possible going into the break…Did you see this coming? #BlueJays

[David Storms @Storms77]

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion Skull 210, thin 180, flush 120, fat 60

[🇨🇦🍁Maple🍁🇨🇦 @1414Maple]

Just a reminder my Canadian friends. Many spring projects.

Home Depot is 100% American owned. The owner is Bernard Marcus is a huge Trump supporter.

Home hardware is 100% Canadian owned.

Pass the word repost.

[David Storms @Storms77]

@Sportsnet The common denominator in these missed opportunities is Atkins. He either doesn’t have the trust of ownership to spend their $$ or the players don’t trust him to sign here. Great GMs leave their mark on an organiztaion. Poor ones leave a stain.

[Bennett @Bennett_F7]

They’re calling you a fraud, Ross

They think you’re a horrible GM, Ross

They’re calling you bitch-made, Ross

They think you can’t extend Vladdy, Ross

What are you prepared to do about it Ross?

[David Storms @Storms77]

@AlexArnold1010 @simmonssteve Don’t give him this much credit.

[David Storms @Storms77]

@Tablesalt13 Delivered in the trunks of stolen Lexus’ & Land Rovers

[David Storms @Storms77]

@bnicholsonsmith Neither Vladdy or Bo will re-sign here with Shapiro & Atkins in charge. They’re not stupid & they want no part of this shit show long-term.

[David Storms @Storms77]

@thehazelmae Top 10 in MLB attendance, 700K+ Loonie Dogs… as long as fans continue to show up and choke down Schneider’s Weiners, ownership DGAF about on-field success.

[David Storms @Storms77]

@thehazelmae Vladdy won’t sign if Atkins is the GM. He smells the rot. No blame on Vladdy for having the intuition to avoid wasted years with a lost leadership team

[David Storms @Storms77]

@bnicholsonsmith Vladdy & Bo won’t sign here with Atkins at the helm. All this posturing is about new leadership. They see a bigger picture. I don’t blame them for walking away from a house on fire.

[David Storms @Storms77]

@PierrePoilievre Right idea. Wrong approach…Let’s not degrade the folks on the other end of that phone call.

[David Storms @Storms77]

@CTVNews FREE LUNCHES & A TOOTHBRUSH FOR EVERYONE!

[David Storms @Storms77]

@theJagmeetSingh You could promise every Canadian $1Million. You still wouldn’t get elected. Stop. Your. Nonsense.