stormythunder4K

The world sees colours while I see ones and zeroes

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@theestallion Why do people say that aliens aren't real when you have this bitch?

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I feel like LinkedIn hates edgy creativity and that damn sure pisses me off

#Creativity
#LinkedIn

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@anxietymsgs I cried to the song your mom sang to me last night

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@EmilySm43 It heavily depends on the girl. Some look like blank canvas while others look like Picasso paintings.

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@_josephine0_ And Copper

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@_josephine0_ AiDS

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@Karawontmiss Obviously, it's genetic. There's no way in hell the average man would have the strength to curve their dick while gooning 😭

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@SqSehrish a is 9, bitches. But yeah, you can def solve these without a pen and paper.

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@Anna_xb2 How the fuck is it that only 1 × 10^-5% of people can get this right? The answer is 2

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@Anna_xb2 Are you fucking deadass, bruh? Even a monkey could get this right.

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@Anna_xb2 Queen Latifah

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@Jesii_ca_M Depends on whether or not she's like chewed bubblegum

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@EmilySm43 The nipple crippler

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@Mishi_2210 Honestly, I think you're a dumbass

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@Mishi_2210 Willow bought a wheelbarrow after she withdrew money from the bank

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@Mishi_2210 Wow....

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@topagain12 @drama_doll_ Yeah, I'll die on that hill with you

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@iyoushetwt Mr Sony Ericsson. It's good to see you again. How've you been?

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@cyber__razz 127.0.0.1 is the IP address for localhost so I'm guessing the message on the doormat is tryna say, "There's no place like home". I mean, your home is technically your localhost.

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@NostalgicHubb Avicii