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Surprise shawty

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[Bianca @biancamadisond]

Abolish attendance grades in college

[Carla Sands @CarlaHSands]

At 81 years of age and 18 terms, Nancy Pelosi just announced she's seeking re-election and once again proves the need for TERM LIMITS.

[RΞAL @P8R1OT_REDUX]

Pfizer is at a two year $124B profit. People are so stupid it’s incredible.

[Ashe Short @AsheSchow]

Maybe you shouldn’t have overturned Trump’s executive order reducing insulin prices….

[brad @BananaEnthusias]

ah yes, my favorite new artist Glass Animals, who have been making music since *checks calendar* 2010

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

[Jack Johnson @DustyWhoads]

#1 Bag getter

[ツ🥷🏾 @Sid10i]

Jake Paul after beating a Walmart cashier in his next fight

[Rachel Blevins @RachBlevins]

If Biden could take his own advice on this one, that would be great...

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

hot take (apparently): you should also care about people who live in a red state

[jenna marie 🦋⭐️ @nothingswrongjj]

All hot girls like stuffed animals and have stomach issues

[Red Bait @ttheweirdingway]

WHAT?! One $1400?! Not reoccurring??? One $1400 check for 4 1/2 months of survival??? WHAT?!

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws

[𒁂winter 🌈⃤— ✣ ✤ ✢🍓 @toninovalerii]

Kamala Harris

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

scariest thing that ever happened to me was when I went to a bookstore on acid without knowing that Bill Clinton was speaking there

[чай @fatpussyhex]

the fact that timothee chalamet singlehandedly committed biological warfare on nyc still kills me