David 🇪🇺🇩🇰

When seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea........

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

Yesterday I was privileged to meet a hero of mine at Jarrow Rebel Town Festival. I felt very cheeky in approaching @jeremycorbyn directly but he couldn't have been kinder, despite me taking up his valuable time. Thank you for giving us hope Mr Corbyn. #UnityIsStrength #Solidarity

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @bglendenning @talkSPORT Next week, can we have relaxing piano music accompanying The Footballer Game rather than John Denver please? Booming Country Roads meant I couldn't differentiate my Juan Sebastian Veron from my Marco Gabbiadini 😂

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @BakersTweet Has @larssivertsen just described Liverpool as "a bit more symphonic" under Slott!? I'm intrigued. Please explain more... I see no violins 😂 @talkSPORT

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@distantpod Yes yes yes! Please come back to Newcastle 🙂

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @bglendenning @talkSPORT regarding Baz's lack of hamstrings, my female friend got to the age of 35 before realising that women had groins....

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@BakersTweet @maxrushden @talkSPORT Lads, would you like me to try the pole vault live on air? I'm thinking of using a mop and vaulting onto the settee 😂

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @BakersTweet @talkSPORT As a Gateshead born Ireland fan, I want more @bglendenning! Can he broadcast constantly for the next week... I don't think I can stand it when this "turd that won't flush" (to quote Baz) goes and wins.

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @bglendenning @talkSPORT @andybrassell If it's an England v France final, never mind a turd that won't flush, the whole drainage system will be blocked and you'll have to geg your hand in there to clear it out! 😂 Can I join Baz in Canada please!?

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

Despite being from Gateshead I really dislike the national team and am an "anyone but England".ø football fan. So I'd much rather go to a K-pop concert tonight. If I get two tickets would Baz like to come!? @bglendenning @maxrushden @talkSPORT #comeonserbia

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@talkSPORT @dannykellywords @kevinhatchard Hello guys. What does the return of St Etienne to L1 mean for the club and the city? It's great to see the return of a huge, historic club. PS - is this why Lyon supporting @andybrassell is having a night off? 😂 Love the show as always.

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @bglendenning @talkSPORT Contrary to Mr Angry, I want more 'what have you got your head stuck in?' and less sport please.... 😂

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @JohnBrewin_ @Towno10 A word for Gateshead please Max 😥 Sliding doors from 2014 and all that.....

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@danielstorey85 @5liveSport Fantastic to hear you on 5Live on Tuesday night. I really enjoyed your contribution. Hopefully it's the first appearance of many 😊

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

Enjoying the wingmen being in charge of the asylum this morning on @talkSPORT The most surprising revelation has not been Baz's angelic singing, but that you have a "planning meeting" for this shambles 😂 what does that consist of @BakersTweet @bglendenning? @maxrushden

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden If Jesus scores the winner for Arsenal on Easter Sunday, I think Peter Drury on Sky may as well go out with a bang and drop a big swear. Or perhaps he will just spontaneously combust... 😂

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@andybrassell @dannykellywords Left back for England? Leif Davis. Best player in the Championship.

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@dannykellywords @andybrassell How do you rate the chances of a Hamburg team returning to the Bundesliga next season with St Pauli and HSV both vying? HSV as the return of a huge club which has been a basket case in recent years and St Pauli as the counter cultural hipster club.

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @JohnBrewin_ @Towno10 @_JordanJBryan That Robyn's a good podcast host isn't she Barry? 😂

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @JohnBrewin_ @Towno10 @bglendenning To answer the most pressing question, to 'hoy' is indeed an expression from the North East that means to throw. Used by Mackems and Geordies alike. So you do hoy your monkey in the sea. It's also used about the rain - i.e. "it is hoying down". Please continue to use it Max 🙂

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @NickyBandini @jonathanliew Where next for Ireland after Stephen Kenny? Until the shambles that is the FAI is sorted out, we will not make any significant progress. We could bring Pep in, but even he would be operating with both hands behind his back. It's a sad state of affairs.

[David 🇪🇺🇩🇰 @stottiecakeboy]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @_JordanJBryan @JohnBrewin_ @PaulMac I miss Barry...... I feel a bit hollow without him in my life three times a week.
In his absence, my question is for JJB: Villa are good aren't they Jordan? 🤪