Greg

Living the life of Riley (Lisa)

[Greg @Stouffer]

Instruction to AI art generator: "create a screengrab from a Bee Gee hostage video"

[Greg @Stouffer]

@hellobuglers Just saw you live (for the first time since the Stand in about 2012), in what was a truly excellent show. When I woke up this morning, I never would have envisaged I'd be laughing so much at a stuffed penguin. Thanks, Zaltz!

[Greg @Stouffer]

Q: Where does Elvis spend his Christmas?
A: In the grotto

@AlexHorne
#TMDay4

[Greg @Stouffer]

@MattCainWriter Hi Matt, I just wanted to get in touch to say that the article you have written for the Guardian is amazingly brave and inspirational. You should be very proud of your achievements despite the lifetime of obstacles.

All the best!

[Greg @Stouffer]

@bale_straw @KTHopkins Got this one out of Hammer and Sickle Weekly

[Greg @Stouffer]

Absolutely no chance. The Tories stand for the polar opposite of everything a Labour MP should be striving for: egalitarianism and international solidarity of the working class.

As such, they *should* be your enemy!

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Wes Streeting, "My general experience of politics, and I say this about people in the commons over the last decade, most people, whatever their party, have tended to be good people with honourable intentions'

"We disagree about how to do that. That is the ground in which democratic politics is fought. That is a good thing"

"But we have seem to forgotten about respecting your opponents.. They're opponents, not enemies"

"Making sure politics is a battle of ideas, not a battle of personalities"

"About public service, not self service"

[Greg @Stouffer]

@megawolverine @JeremyClarkson Yes, I too watch an educational nature programme and self-sabotage my viewing experience to such a degree I miss roughly half of the content.

[Greg @Stouffer]

Farage making his maiden public speech as PM.

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 BREAKING: Reform LEADS for first time 😐

🟣 REF 26% (+1)
🔵 CON 23% (-2)
🔴 LAB 22% (-2)
🟠 LD 12% (-)
🟢 GRN 10% (-)

Via @FindoutnowUK, 22 Jan (+/- vs 15 Jan)

[Greg @Stouffer]

@piersmorgan When has anyone anywhere ever used that sort of gesture to denote love and affection (apart from Nazis)?

Repulsive to even attempt to defend this.

[Greg @Stouffer]

CC: [email protected]
Subject: IMMEDIATE SAINTHOOD

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

A mere three days on from Starmer's sombre photoshoot at Auschwitz. Centrism at its convictionless finest 👏👏👏

[Greg @Stouffer]

@steveouch @briantylercohen Yeah sure, I'll get it on video. Not a still image without context which suggests I might possibly be eating a hat.

[Greg @Stouffer]

@steveouch @briantylercohen Are you dense? These have clearly been taken mid-gesture. If you can find video evidence that any of the three pictured have ever performed that salute, I'll eat my hat.

[Greg @Stouffer]

@steveouch @briantylercohen Underthinking; he's sieg-heiling at a rally. Usually only means one thing...

[Greg @Stouffer]

POV: It's December 1st and you've gone up into the loft to get the Christmas tree and giant Mo Salah baubles

[Curtis Jones @CurtisJones]

The one I’d rather have in my team 😁

[Greg @Stouffer]

@Chamaerion @antmiddleton Never mind that, I've planned his whole first day out:

09:00: Arrive at work
09:05: Greet staff
09:10: 120 burpees
09:20: Talk about the army
09:30-16:59: Have absolutely no clue whatsoever as to how be a mayor, offering no achievable, practical solutions
17:00: Home time

[Greg @Stouffer]

@TMG13x @thebottomcorna Nunez and Jota are the strikers, with the former seemingly down the pecking order.

Since he has been available again, Jota has mainly been used from the bench to, ironically, manage his return from injury(!)

[Greg @Stouffer]

@TMG13x @thebottomcorna I mean, Liverpool's first-choice striker was injured the day before the match...?

[Greg @Stouffer]

Me, cleaning up after my kids in Wagamama

[Greg @Stouffer]

@TomJohn1975 @bejeka20 @leeharris @elonmusk @LiamHalligan What I mean is, put in those terms, with no additional context, it is a somewhat misleading statement. For starters, it doesn't take into account the age of the offenders, or the severity of the offences (in both cases).