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Gladiator in the Dunning-Kruger Dome. Grassy Knoll landscaping. Bat Boy zoology. JG Wentworth call center franchise owner.

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@BabylonsLawyer @EODHappyCaptain There's multiple analogies in that one.

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@LemacksMedia @Asst_to_the_RM Absolutely genius. New staffer, the S-31 (for "31 Flavors"), DCofS Gedunk

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@HeatherThomasAF The party of family value-priced air BJs

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@TheSGTJoker @realDonaldTrump Competent and empathetic? Nawwww. Never could pull that off.

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@soonergrunt That sounded super legit.

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@kirkacevedo Kid Vicious is da MAN!

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@OldParaTRP "But they caint afferd eggz!"

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@TheSGTJoker It's like the WW1 body armor made by overlapping plates.

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@EODHappyCaptain Now that is effin' funny AF. AATW

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@clydekusatsu Now THAT'S irony! Bwa ha ha.

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@LouDPhillips You've worked in an industry for four decades- apparently your opinion is held by many. And "Bats" is super under appreciated.

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@TheSGTJoker And a memorium for Jimmy Savile

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@HeatherThomasAF Check out the posters behind him- they're plagarizing Jimmy Savile now. "When you're a star..."

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@BadgerCult They even called on Jimmy Savile's ghost

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@clydekusatsu He was waxing nostalgic- even borrowing Jimmy Savile's line. Ironically ironic.

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@ad81109 You are a treasure. Thank you for all you have given. Cheers.

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@MojackMarine That's awesome- regardless of her success you have hit the jackpot!

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@antifaoperative @LeftyNavySeal Truth in advertising

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@Lawmadillo JFC