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The burner your motha only knows about🔥| Pronouns: Go fuck yourself

[Gretzky Betzky @gretzkybetzkys]

Maybe in late to the game but what the fuck is a NBA in season tournament?!

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I always put my computer on my lap when i use it. #mensbirthcontrol

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Just saw a minority sprinting into to planned parenthood #Respect

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I’m so drinking bud lights today

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Uies are hard

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I’m horny

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

take a deep breath buddy it’ll all workout

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@JonnyWishboner Heard they have sideways slits 🥴

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Wish @Tinder could give me a good looking secret admirer for once or I’m gonna turn gay #fucksakes

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Anyone ever sneeze mid piss #whahappa

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Who wants some warm belly button soup

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This is the the best day of the year i get to see who’s got the hot mom 🤤

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Gotcha now mothafucka

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I just ate a steak and cheese for breakfast and no it wasn’t your mother’s

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It was your fuckin sista’s

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Has anyone ever tried suing smart water? That water doesn’t make you smart…

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

might have a couple