stpaulfly

Datacenter engineer. Bike rider on gravel. Fly fisherman. Hardcore punk aficionado.

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@PunkRockStory Mommy's little monster shoots methedrine, Mommy's little monster had sex at 15

Loved those lines

[St. Paul Saints @StPaulSaints]

Calling all singles (& the friends who know them best)!

Pitch-A-Friend is taking over CHS Field on July 18. Pitch your favorite single friend, get pitched yourself, meet new people, and stick around for a night of Saints baseball.

Shoot your shot: https://t.co/fuycweOQjS

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@hockey_vintage Another tough SOB from the Iron Range.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

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@RussoHockey As much crap as I gave Jojo last season, he did have a nice comeback in 25-26. Good luck.

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@RussoHockey But the NHL, the most poorly managed and least professional of all the major sports leagues, will never admit they're wrong or change anything

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@landofthe80s Blair or Jo was the Ginger or Mary Ann of its time

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@burnsieoriginal Outside of the Midwest and northeast, I don't think are many true fans of the sport. Just support their team and they're done.

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@sethtoups Is this on the coach at this point? Or more brain fog?

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@patmick2626 You're supposed to be the steadying force Pat

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@patmick2626 Would just like to see a little pushback at some point. There's seemingly nothing

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@JoeSmithNHL I hated reading those comments

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@Patrick_Reusse Your hockey takes are either totally nuts or absolutely astute, Patrick

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@rstanzel ESPN math

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@burnsieoriginal It's actually our state bird lol

[David C Lowery @davidclowery]

The bass player is who you want around if you find yourself in a bar fight.
But the bass player is probably the reason you're in the bar fight in the first place.

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@jzulgad @Gorgamatic21 @RadioFalness @AnthonyLaPanta @mnwild @9modano There was a picture of Dino holding one in a later Sports Illustrated feature

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Happy birthday to Donovan, born today in 1946!

"Way down below the ocean..."

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@RussoHockey And here it was looking like they couldn't catch the Avs through 2 games

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@jzulgad I've enjoyed Yurov tonight.