stephen

Tiny curtains open and you hear the tiny clap of little hands, a tiny man tells a little joke and gets a tiny laugh from all the folks. (he/him)

[stephen @stphndemos]

Why did they call it a spaceship and not a starcar

[stephen @stphndemos]

Wow nate silver was right

[Political Polls @Politics_Polls]

NEW HAMPSHIRE (Dixville Notch):

Trump 50% (3 votes)
Harris 50% (3 votes)

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

so on brand that the dems would stumble ass backwards into an explosive start powered by legitimate enthusiasm and effective messaging, then immediately change everything they were doing it and fumble it

[sam @sam_d_1995]

look at all of the the “law and order” conservatives in the replies suddenly become anarchists when the law in question is driving safely and yielding to pedestrians at the crosswalk

[stephen @stphndemos]

the champion of carrot-weight class

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

teeny little foster void finally hit one pound and she is already fighting a carrot.

[stephen @stphndemos]

@philthatremains @CantEverDie it’s actually good to call out organizations for prioritizing clicks over morality.

you didn’t know that?

[stephen @stphndemos]

Loving these new ads! Great work!

[National Conservatism @con_national]

“JD Vance is weird”

[stephen @stphndemos]

@Very__Regular It depends on what the text is. I can type regular words pretty fast so it’s a lot for that but as soon as you start getting numbers or symbols it’s a whole lot shorter before I break out the copy paste

[stephen @stphndemos]

🥲

[scott budman @scottbudman]

#New: Yearly income needed to afford a median home in:

San Mateo: $511,600
Santa Clara: $470,800
Marin: $427,200
San Francisco: $422,000
Alameda: $330,800

Source: @CAREALTORS

[stephen @stphndemos]

@HCLPO I think when you say “mental gymnastics” what you really mean is the person stopped for a solid minute to just stare at you, trying to work out how stupid you really are

[stephen @stphndemos]

wotc could have done Literally Nothing and they would be better off than they are right now. a fumble of legendary proportions

[Dicebreaker @joindicebreaker]

Dungeons & Dragons publisher plans to make Baldur’s Gate 4, once it finds the right developer for the job. https://t.co/NPB3HK4ahp

[stephen @stphndemos]

This is like…not that far off?? Come back when you find someone pronouncing it “goo-nock-chi”

[Owain @orhunt]

imagine the word gnocchi. imagine how one might say gnocchi. imagine how one might pronounce gnocchi badly. then listen.

[stephen @stphndemos]

@Very__Regular This is how I make my crème brûlée now and it is unbeatable. Just stack the little jars up and you get a perfect little thing in a couple hours, then it’s just the fun blow torch part left

[stephen @stphndemos]

Who the fuck is roasting their own beans over the stove. There is no way that is better than getting beans from a good roaster

[Nat Miletic @natmiletic]

Make your own coffee at home they said

Save money they said

[stephen @stphndemos]

@clubmoss_ A surprising number of people I talk to in California are confused when I tell them I grew up 4 hours away from NYC and that isn’t even really half as far as you can get (I’m from Saratoga)

[stephen @stphndemos]

You are only allowed to enjoy your life once you turn 65, you stupid idiot

[Morning Joe @Morning_Joe]

"If you were 25, and rather than [buying a Starbucks] every day, you put $100 a month into a Roth IRA or retirement account every day until you were 65... You'd have $1 million dollars..."

— @suzeormanshow shares why she's 'never bought a Starbucks' https://t.co/OupP1tKokr

[stephen @stphndemos]

Why does this look like a Jeopardy slide

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let’s do it.