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got voted worst driver in high school follow my other accounts |

[beard hair @Str4mi]

@netflix Wish I could see it, but all I see if the loading screen…

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

These fights are awesome. #netflix

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I miss Jerry Springer

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How the fuck can one be allergic to allergy medicine?
Anyways I’ll see you guys today at like four pm est

[beard hair @Str4mi]

Live on stream rn with a subtember SUBATHON https://t.co/nvUGklCHvd

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

oops

[beard hair @Str4mi]

People can go from people you know to people you don’t.

[beard hair @Str4mi]

Honestly, twitch isn’t even worth watching anymore. The amount of ads they’ve added is absolutely absurd. If I’m not willing to pay an arm and a leg all I’m watching is ads…

[beard hair @Str4mi]

For the longest time I thought leopard print was cheetah print

[beard hair @Str4mi]

You ever feel pregnant with fettuccine Alfredo?

[beard hair @Str4mi]

Can someone please make tampons that don’t leak all the damn time. I swear I’m wasting majority of my tampons on my period because they leak

[beard hair @Str4mi]

Hi

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I thank trees out of fear

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What kind of motherboard do you need to change an electrical panel? A whole or half?

[beard hair @Str4mi]

Corn cheese recipe?

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@SteelDr1fter @barstoolsports @UncleChaps Hahahahahahah what

[beard hair @Str4mi]

Anyone down to oovoo?

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The devil created anime