diana ross’s chihuahua

fuck you, kevin

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

when olivia rodrigo finally has anal we’re getting this generation’s purple rain

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

@kathyhotdog

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

fascinating woman.

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

i have never in my life heard the name casey anthony. just learning about her.

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

who the fuck is casey anthony??

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

@PartyBombb taylor swift invented molly

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

him: did you guys have sex?

me: no, we trauma bonded

him 2: that’s his way of saying we fucked

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

shout out to the person who said AIDS at the pride parade today. we heard you!

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

me: is that terry cloth?

him: no, it’s just the nicest shirt you’ve ever seen

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

hello world!!

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

not me high on k playing zelda w grimes blaring in the background karma really is my boyfriend padam padam

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

not me riding a man’s dick and his apple watch goes off with four messages on hinge

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

@goldisacks an absolute whore of a human who is NOT going to the gym

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

@goldisacks wow stop tweeting and go to the gym

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

me on ozempic all summer long

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

@ChicanoOtter your fly is unzipped

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

fml @goldisacks gets his speakers set up and the first thing he does is blare RIDE by Lana as loud as he can 5mins into my afternoon nap. someone plz hate crime him.

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

him: i love a good AIDS joke

me: you should see Rent

[diana ross’s chihuahua @str8_twink]

hi it’s me. i’m-absolutely-making-out-w-people-i am-not-attracted-to-i’m the problem. it’s me.