Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS

they/them

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

all the puppies in the Puppy Bowl, low-key look like this

[Cultural Revolution OTD 1976 @GPCR50]

12/9/73 Mao says that Nixon talks too much and that Napoleon should have avoided decisive battles with the Royal Navy to preserve his forces.

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

@mr_sgherring yes king

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

asking my elder millennial gf if i’m “mommy’s brattiest diva” in front of her whole family at christmas

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Desert sages taught Napoleon remote viewing techniques which he used to destroy the enemy’s left flank at Austerlitz & hoodwink the prussians at Jena. He was blocked from using this during the Russian campaign because Kutuzov used Siberian druids to run psychic interference

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

@ChicagoPravda @RegimeEsthetics shut the fuck up, loser

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

sir, another one of your exes has joined a Trotskyist group after you break up

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

@mythofmadness i sadly have to be a very strict chef at another location </3

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

@mythofmadness sorry, gonna be too busy watching The Godfather to talk

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

mets lost :|

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

a second bruno mars song has hit the karaoke bar

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

opps say i got mania the way they hate to see me feel good all the time

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

all american presidents are evil and, aside from the solar panels on the roof of the white house, it’s kind of nice to see an old man haunted by the sins of empire

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

i was a big supporter of dick nixon until i found out he was a quaker 🤢🤢🤢

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

“Men aren’t capable of real love” then explain what I feel in my heart whenever I see a picture of Xi Jinping

[Kata @Ballet_Armor]

este 9/11 ?

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

the cleanup song is fascist propaganda

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

Bud Dwyer’ing myself at karaoke after the person before me did Hamilton

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

we need an football Taiping Rebellion to wrestle the mandate of heaven away from the Chiefs. Lamar or Hurts need to be our Hong Xiuquan

[Gavrilo PrinCHEEMS @str8andywarhol]

i love being openly hostile to customers at work