These “straight” boys are so weird like .... u wanna call me the weirdo for not wanting to s**k you off behind an alley? Or because I don’t wanna meet up with u and some fem boy u picked up off grindr
@thatfkinhipster Nah, Grindr for straights is 'Mincr', no, wait, that sounds gayer, um... 'Mashr', 'Smashr', no, still gay. What about 'Boilr', because it's bland, boring and sucks the nutrients out of stuff