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I, JONATHAN TOWNSAND MCCAIN, DECLARE VICTORY IN LAST NIGHTS DEBATE. AND PREEMPTIVE VICTORY IN THIS ELECTION. :: CREEPY SNICKER ::

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I, J. G. MCCAIN, NEEDED NO "BAILING OUT" WHEN THE VIET-KONG WERE FLAVORING NOODLES WITH MY BLOOD! THESE LEHMAN BROS. ARE COWARDS!

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I, JOHN ELSWORTH MCCAIN, HAVE RESUMED MY ADVERTISEMENTS, HAVING RESTORED ORDER TO OUR FINANCIAL MECHANISMS! THEY CASCADE ACROSS THE AIRWAVES

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MY ADVISORS INFORM ME THAT THE DEBATE IS WITH A FELLOW NAMED O'BAMA. I SHALL GIVE THIS POTATO-EATER A TRUE CANING! JOHN ALBERT MCCAINING!

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I, JOHN ALBERT CRISWEL MCCAIN, NOW INITIATE THIS SESSION POLITICAL TWEETING. LONG LIVE OUR RE-PUBLIC!