Andreas Strandgaard

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/qYlKh2j9tk

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http://t.co/2SGMCupblJ I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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http://t.co/XDr8bw74u0 How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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http://t.co/Z7dZOaKYiB Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/WKQjlKy6aT

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Monday mornings are spent avoiding people who might ask about my weekend. http://t.co/gULTLYlk

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I'll read a Southern Gothic novel with 1,288-word sentences, I don't give a Faulkner. http://t.co/GPoX6Drx

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call? This IRS guy sounded pretty into me http://t.co/mpbeolca

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i think of my nipples as an umlaut that makes my beer gut more sophisticated http://t.co/6mc4Gg2m