LankAsif

I need a catchy bio that people will remember

[YSAC @Yousuckatcookin]

Wasn’t invited to @vidcon or #tanacon so I’m starting YSACON.
Completely free.
Home Depot parking lot.
No featured creators.
I won’t even be there.

[LankAsif @straatwys]

Never skip gooch day!

[LankAsif @straatwys]

@bidorbuy_co_za Is your site down? The lack of response here and the your failure to answer phonecalls is getting annoying.
Please provide a phone number that works or a solution to this issue.

[LankAsif @straatwys]

@bidorbuy_co_za What's up with your site? Can't register, can't login, app's helpline number says it doesn't exist. Is there still a https://t.co/I4iVMQrYIJ?

[LankAsif @straatwys]

@defaulterror Hahahaha!!! Nice

[LankAsif @straatwys]

Never been so inspired by a TV show!
https://t.co/pIQp7QORtS

[Refilwe Africa @refilweafrica]

Ladies 🙆

[LankAsif @straatwys]

@TheRock South Africa named a ferocious beast after you.

[LankAsif @straatwys]

@tigerlily674042 Trouble would find him ;p

[LankAsif @straatwys]

@tigerlily674042 Thanks darling.
Have a wonderful weekend..... try catch that naughty rabbit if you can - he's up to his mischief again.

[LankAsif @straatwys]

Is WhatsApp fucked for everyone or just people in Cape Town???

[🅴🅳🅶🅴 @edgette22]

.@KFC follows 11 people.

Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.

11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

[LankAsif @straatwys]

Watching Finding Dory. I'm 20 minutes in and I feel like it's Schindler's Fish for children.

[Celine Dijon @defaulterror]

Hugh Hefner is now the stiffest he's been in decades.

[LankAsif @straatwys]

R.I.P Hugh Heffner. It's thanks to people like you and Larry Flynt that we're able to jerk-off as casually as we do today. #Thanks4Wanks

[AfterPrisonShow @JoePGuerrero]

Straight up... FUCK YOUTUBE!

[LankAsif @straatwys]

@Von_WR It is legal.The ruling made it permissible 2 smoke marijuana in a private residence.They still need to amend acts but no risk of prosecution

[LankAsif @straatwys]

@JCAdv_WX

[LankAsif @straatwys]

@JCAdv_WX Fuck, I CRACKED UP!!!