sarah 🍓

she/her. public defender. abolitionist. pro-Union. hiking/camping/rock climbing/movies. DFTBA. views are all my own. 🇦🇲✡️ pro 🇵🇸

[sarah 🍓 @straawbs]

Thank u for your time

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[sarah 🍓 @straawbs]

@nastywomanatlaw 👯‍♀️

[april 🔆🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @gaypril_906]

guy who's a PhD-level scholar on the works of michel foucault but consistently pronounces his name as "mitchell fucko"

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

People always ask this question and never “do prosecutors ever feel overwhelmed with guilt knowing they’ve put innocent people away?” Or “do prosecutors ever worry they aren’t doing justice when they destroy someone’s life over crimes of addiction or poverty?”

[sarah 🍓 @straawbs]

The way I’ve been saying this

[sarah 🍓 @straawbs]

Why haven’t they made a Jaws-esque movie but with hippos; hippos are terrifying

[Hikmah not Hikimo @TheOlajumoke_]

First woman in my entire bloodline to become a lawyer.

[Complex Style @ComplexStyle]

The most stylish boy Jones at the "Beef" premiere last night 🥺

[cate @seaofbelIs]

You know who else was resurrected

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of reading time without any responsibilities

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

Snoopy has arrived at the Oscars #oscars

[anxiety at law 💙⚾️ @ANXIETYATLAW]

Motion to Compel Opposing Counsel to Please Just Respond to My Email

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

saying it now so i don’t get yelled at for saying it when it happens. mitch mcconnell is a Bad Person. one of the main architects of our destruction. i will not romanticize his legacy. a deeply cynical man who engineered our legislative branch to work against a democratic society

[sarah 🍓 @straawbs]

@LeynaMichele I’m so proud

[sarah 🍓 @straawbs]

@DietCoke_Esq Congrats! I hope character and fitness didn’t take too long lol

[sarah 🍓 @straawbs]

Second trial (first first-chair trial!!) starts tomorrow lol I’m nervous 🥴

[sarah 🍓 @straawbs]

I don’t really post much here anymore but wanted to mention that I co-counseled my first trial a couple of weeks ago and we got a not guilty verdict 🥳

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

I don’t care if you did it!! One of the things I love about my job is that the mandate is incredibly simple: I’m here for you, to get the best outcome I can for you, and to be often the only person in the world fighting your corner. Anything else isn’t my business.

[sarah 🍓 @straawbs]

Was trying to see if @AmericanAir would give me full travel credit instead of charging me $99. Sorry I didn’t anticipate that my dad might die 3 weeks before the vacation I had planned. If I did maybe I would have booked a different ticket type.