strachan

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[christine @christineist]

every day in nyc is three days to a week elsewhere

[strachan @strachangould]

@MarcusMilione What are u buyin brother I need a win

[strachan @strachangould]

I frequented a great Turkish spot in dalston that was close to my flat and one day bossman walked by and saw we were moving out. Came inside and helped us move furniture.

The kebab guys are sweeties it’s just a fact

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

Kebab guy actually does care about me. One time my gf got a kebab with her coworker and bossman informed me of the incident

[strachan @strachangould]

The thread linking these two things to each other isn’t as tenuous as it seems

[strachan @strachangould]

Im just drawin connections but its weird that as soon as the kardashians had their asss implants removed and started promoting some skinny chic aesthetic that basketball got way worse and hockey got way better

[strachan @strachangould]

Im just drawin connections but its weird that as soon as the kardashians had their asss implants removed and started promoting some skinny chic aesthetic that basketball got way worse and hockey got way better

[Francis Daniels @FDaniels86]

Most combined viewers in a Cup Final through 3 games, Salary Cap era:

15.97m — Chicago vs Tampa | 2015
14.49m — Vegas vs Carolina | 2026
14.31m — Chicago vs Boston | 2013
14.07m — LA vs New York | 2014
13.91m — Chicago vs Philadelphia | 2010

Golden age of hockey is back.

[strachan @strachangould]

@Leo_Mhgy why

[strachan @strachangould]

The problem with public toilet satisfaction surveys is I don’t want to touch a surface when I exit the bathroom. So the answers u get are likely from the dirtiest people. and of course they're pleased. hardly the right sample group

[strachan @strachangould]

@aut0m8d did you sell bitcoin based on this because it was the exact top on bitcoin and most of the rest of crypto. and btw new moon is on june 15th- maybe a bottom is in?

[strachan @strachangould]

has anyone checked in on this? this was the EXACT top. Are you also aware that there is much research that shows that full moons lead to dramatic market volatility? and on october 6 we didn't just have a full moon, we had a SUPERMOON. the closest the moon ever gets to the earth

[Jampzey @Jampzey]

if this plays out

we live in a simulation

and this person needs to be found

[strachan @strachangould]

@KyleSamani @toly @helium One of the core issues is that we realised yesterday they are being paid $0.10 per gb of data, not $0.50. So that 50k per day is actually 10k per day. The calculations on world helium have been incorrect. Would love to be wrong on this but that’s what I understand from yday

[strachan @strachangould]

@Nexuist It’s not enough to be good at your job. You gotta be sexy too. I wrote about this recently actually ! https://t.co/aeTF0o29xl

[strachan @strachangould]

@KawzInvests Isn’t thinking machines already tanking? Top talent getting poached etc

[strachan @strachangould]

@kylascan Have a read:
https://t.co/AbXrO8Q4vk

[strachan @strachangould]

building on ideas from @kylascan's article "the ozempicization of everything", I wrote about how we all kinda need to be sexy to be employed now.

& in an age of increasing AI skill overlap, why the youth and the futurists are all choosing to focus on getting sexier

[strachan @strachangould]

I wonder how many of our greatest writers are locked behind career paths like deep value investor

[Silicon Salvage @SiliconSalvage]

I told a guy at a barbecue last weekend that I had been buying busted small-cap software stocks at 4x free cash flow, and he looked at me with the specific facial expression of a man who has just realized he is trapped in a conversation with someone who voluntarily reads 10-Ks on vacation. He asked, with great gentleness, if I had considered Nvidia. I said I had considered Nvidia in the way one considers jumping off a bridge: briefly, theoretically, and with a clear understanding of the outcome.

I told him I owned a company that sells dental practice management software to 11,000 orthodontists and that the CEO, a 64-year-old man named Greg who has not updated his LinkedIn since 2017, was, in my professional opinion, the single greatest capital allocator alive in North America today, and that I would, if legally permitted, have Greg’s name tattooed on my forearm.

He asked if Greg knew this. I said Greg did not know I existed, and that this was the foundation of our relationship and the source of its strength. He excused himself to go check on his children, who, I observed, were not present at the barbecue. I stood by the grill alone for the next 40 minutes, eating directly from a bag of buns, thinking about Greg, who at that exact moment was, somewhere in suburban Indianapolis, almost certainly buying back stock at prices that will, in 2031, be regarded as the single greatest gift any small-cap CEO has ever given his shareholders, and the host’s wife came over and asked, with palpable concern, if I needed a ride home, and I said no, I needed nothing, I had Greg, and Greg was enough, and I have not been invited back to that house, and I do not care, because Greg loves me even though Greg does not know I am alive, and the math, as it has always been in every great deep value trade in history, is the only thing in this country that has not lied to me.

[strachan @strachangould]

Watching the wire s2 and realizing that he walked so Kieran culkin could run in succession

[strachan @strachangould]

Bump is the best app on the planet bar none

[emily north @north0fnorth]

this is genuinely so fucking funny i can’t believe i’ve never heard of this before

[strachan @strachangould]

Unironically makes me desperate to move to France

[Daniel Steinmetz-Jenkins @daniel_dsj2110]

French exceptionalism