Michael Strachson

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@LucyLavender81 @BBCPolitics @BBCNews Same as plan A

[Michael Strachson @strachson1]

@bryanblears @LBC @ShelaghFogarty Same here

[Michael Strachson @strachson1]

@DaveWaterstone It’s also an anagram of moronic

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@TheSun

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@DailyMailUK

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@LBC The only people panicking are the media

[Michael Strachson @strachson1]

It’s time to buy milk and cookies to feed that fat prick and his reindeer #DecemberIsComingAnd

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@BBCNews There is a god after all

[Michael Strachson @strachson1]

@josierones I went shopping with Mc hammer yesterday. He is a nightmare, he wouldn’t let me touch anything

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@Telegraph So much for freedom day ay

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White men can’t dump #BathroomSongsOrFilms

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@BBCNews

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Super pan poo #BathroomSongsOrFilms

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Hole in my loo ( and it’s letting in water) #BathroomSongsOrFilms

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Flush flush #BathroomSongsOrFilms

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Rambo
First flood #BathroomSongsOrFilms

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Out out , let it all out #BathroomSongsOrFilms

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That’ll be bidet when I die #BathroomSongsOrFilms

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bohemian crapsody
“Diarrhoea let me go”#BathroomSongsOrFilms