Straddledocious

Straddling the line between long and short...
Literally a cow. 🐄
And you should totally take all of my financial advice. 😉

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

@FINRA The pattern day trader rules are extremely outdated and NEED to be updated.

With small commissions now and competing crypto markets, this unnecessary constraint only makes the rich richer and allows them to unfairly oppress the small guys.

https://t.co/vAbBsTMNmN

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

no fills 😞

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

new strategy- spin da box! 📦

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

@CFDevelop depends. If I was a good tech lead though I'm pretty sure I'd be worrying about more important things

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

that feeling of your first "hello, world" 🥹 ❤️ ✊

[April Joy 🍃 @aprilmillerlite]

Continuing the React course today! Look at me go, I did my first “hello world” yesterday 🤓

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

started from the bottom...

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@Tomunderrwater thanks for following me, God 🙏

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

@LayahHeilpern having a blue check 😂

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

My current positions. Key takeways:
- long the overall market (spy, qqq)
- short the donkey stonks (deeply negative profit margins with no hope of climbing out)
- avoid market cycle fluctuations by having a portfolio spy-weighted Beta value close to zero
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE!!

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

Donkey Stonks Strat ftw!!

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

@lauren_lablue What town is that 👀

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

@realDonaldJTr1 Fuck…

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

@goldseek titties

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

Elon was right- Twitter is basically 90% fake bot accounts and 10% people who suck. 😂

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

@SelfMadeMastery I like to say there are only 4 rules of driving that really matter:
- stay between the lines of your lane
- stop at red lights and stop signs (and obey other signs)
- use your blinkers when turning / switching lanes
- don't crash into anything

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

@SelfMadeMastery I am fortunate enough to have had many great and enjoyable driving lessons, experiences, and travels throughout my life. Now I have a very powerful and fun to drive car, and it's one part of the reason why I love living life right now. ♥️

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

@lauren_lablue Happy bday Lauren 😘

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@pokecoder Who you want me to fight? 👿

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@Tidal_OBX I saw it in a dude's resume though... 😅

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

Grown ass adults who don't know how to spell wednesday... smh 🤦‍♂️ 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[Straddledocious @straddledocious]

He’s not a D bag, I promise 😂😂😉