Kyle Koning

If you don't love America and you live here then I politely suggest you leave. We don't need you anyways.

[Kyle Koning @straight_shootr]

RT @TheNHLHumor: Best Shooter of the Month:

A. Patrick Kane
B. David Krejci
C. Aaron Hernandez (hahahahh a)
D. All of the above

[Michelle Beadle @MichelleDBeadle]

'Merica. F yeah. RT @DonLagreca: An American born player has won the Conn Smythe three straight years!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Patrick Kane becomes only 4th American EVER to win Conn Smythe Trophy (playoff MVP). He joins Jonathan Quick, Tim Thomas & Brian Leetch.

[Kyle Koning @straight_shootr]

Now both @NHLBlackhawks and @cmpunk are #BestInTheWorld!!!! Way to go boys, you had me worried for second.

[Kyle Koning @straight_shootr]

One more day and I will be at the lake. Just one more day

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Raisin' glasses for folks who put boots to asses. Merica, Happy Armed Forces Day. We salute you.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business! *slaps knee*

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

When people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming?

[Kyle Koning @straight_shootr]

Feels good to be sober on a Saturday night.

[Kyle Koning @straight_shootr]

I have decided that twitter is the reason why a lot people in today's society can't read. With all (cont) http://t.co/YRx9F6BXDN

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The real Merican Idols ain't the ones singin' and dancin' on the TV. They're the ones protectin' their country on the battlefield. Merica.

[Kyle Koning @straight_shootr]

Just about set my alarm to get up in morning like usual but then realized it was Friday! #closecall

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes. The response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second. Come get some. Merica.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Rainbow has 7 letters. So does gayyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Hairston's sac fly put the #Cubs ahead and DeJesus drives in a couple more with a single. It's 6-3 in the 8th, Castro batting.

[Bryan Webb @BWebb13]

Can't wait to get back out on the links

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Support the country you live in or live in the country you support. Suck it terrorists. Merica.

[Kyle Koning @straight_shootr]

@Cal_Gross93 I'm about to take mine but for morning workout.