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turns out being an adult just means becoming your mother al/22/lesbian/muslim

[al the pal // wirms wife @straightestman]

@pixie_fever rowan says jump and i say 'how high sir'

[al the pal // wirms wife @straightestman]

me:
rowan: what if you--
me immediately opening up chapter 19 of bttbu: whatever you say king

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elkantar (who isn't the bbeg btw):

[freshly lobotomized @ghoulishrimp]

sending my period cramps to our bbeg. get wrecked elkantar

[al the pal // wirms wife @straightestman]

@Rubi_ this is everything i've ever wanted

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safiya cleaning video brain go brrrr

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just started cyberpunk 2077 and if anything happens to jackie i might riot

[al the pal // wirms wife @straightestman]

why am i a walking pharmacy at this point

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@xforcing i said he looked like a spiraling alcoholic!

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i googled fat sonic for that pic btw n regretted it

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you love the feel of micro shards in your gums

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that's because they're waiting for me at the hotel desk :)

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i didn't

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reyes and cole

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@ImperiousGhoul @TheWhirlEBird they got the second tower

[b.b. @SojournersTales]

GIRLS AND GHOSTS - a sapphic short story collection

Holding hands, driving cars, kissing mermaids, hunting ghosts, swapping bodies, braving storms, going home, never going home.

24 stories about love, weird girls, and monstrous feelings.

ebook and paperback - OCTOBER 3RD 2023

[al the pal // wirms wife @straightestman]

how did i never notice how similar they are