Straight Gooners

Standing up against heterophobia - supporting men who love a bit of fanny, and women who love a bit of cock.

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People still taking this seriously... Fucking LOL at you.

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Some seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot with us. This is what we do, yeah, trust us.

We bring comedy to a football related arena.

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@richiecripps like your t shirt though mate, a cock is always attached to a pair of balls

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@nicko_spurso @tehTrunk not sure piss take accounts can do that, unless your mentally retarded

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@MuddyYid thanks 'pal'. I will pal. See ya pal.

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@nicko_spurso @tehTrunk yesterday? You're unreal mate, account was created today

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@MuddyYid honestly, you look all hard an' that.

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This account is the best fishing bait to the scum I have ever witnessed 😂

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@nomadikyl @PlagueLovers totally serious account.. although granted you don't get sarcasm on that side of the pond

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@MuddyYid shame really, quite like the picture you've taken outside your council flat

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@KPS_THFC @tehTrunk more a reflection on yours for finding it and taking the bait you bellend

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@Biggsy_89 oh dear you utter spastic! 😂.. Suppose if you're stupid enough to support the scum you'll also fall for a piss take account

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@MuddyYid no it isn't, you stupid Spurs mong.

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Those yid cunts are a special breed aren't they? They genuinely think this is a serious account! 😂😩😂😩😩😂

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@richiecripps and obviously a serious account... 🙈 fuck sake

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@KPS_THFC @tehTrunk amazing how many people are taking this account seriously! Fucking hell! Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

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Arnautovic did this because Debuchy is straight!

#KickHeterophobiaOutOfFootball

http://t.co/UDd58CTXBl

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@larbear66666666 @tim_lewis85 @feckhead @_GS87 the irony that you don't get the irony.

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@feckhead @tim_lewis85 @_GS87 we're all friends here, Phillip.

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@tim_lewis85 @feckhead @_GS87 you're all welcome to join. Send us your experiences. This is not an ironic account...