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Guy who's thrilled shitless that he lost his account so he can remake his top 25

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@wdieljpg Act 3 specifically is the fucking *worst* about this. And the gameplay that is there fucking blows

[Kiwi (Tucker Kraft's #1 Hater) @theriverstyxvii]

@tertium_qu1d spoil my wordle again and i wring your body like a fucking washclothe

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@UmbraMae Eliminators I fear :/

Also a massive new generation of fans that have the context of like two or three games instead of the whole series go and play 6 and see their favorite hot characters doing cool kicks and shit and go "errrrrmmm this is freaking epic???? People hated this?"

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Nostalgia should be sitting down without a couple beers and some old video games/movies and enjoying reminiscing on where you were in life

You dont gotta think about how much better being 12 years old was every single day man

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@soonrightaway Kojima was very aware and I think act one was entirely on purpose

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@JoeLongBalls Being a fan of a series with an incredibly embarrassing figurehead is a core human experience

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@Keegan59992745 Sometimes everyone is having to good if a night. Me and the boys win four matches of dota in a night, I have to remind them what suffering feels like so the good times mean more and instalock TA support

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@draculllina Buying the twin barrel and turning it into doom is shockingly funny

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@SolaireofAst @slothsaretight3 I still think that retconning liquids arm was dumb, but I like the idea of ocelot practicing the voice and theatrics in the mirror for several hours

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@terminallyOL "Autism isnt fuckin real man. They made that shit up to give slow kids an excuse." -guy who owns every hot wheel ever produced since '87 and has them sorted in package by size

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@Lizard_Mods Google doc about steroids dropping soon

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@gregthesorcerer Next time I see a dude in a back-hoe hes fuckin gettin it

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@regularaugust "BRO I CANT BELIEVE IM FRIGGRIN <completely normal, average age for situation> AND IM ***ACTUALLY*** TRYING TO <completely normal, average thing for person their ago to be doing> IM SO OOOOOLD"

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What if I did it again

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Fuck it, socom 2 longshot

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@AntifaCostanza Also played by Kyle maclachlin thats important

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@AntifaCostanza Dont forget that said rich asshole is a psychopathic cannibal that essentially has you destabilize the greater crime world of liberty city and then just fucking dips

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@pepefarms @SireHastings Reliving all 8 hours during a 15 minute nap is actually insanely funny