Sad Seattle Sports Enjoyer

The rain doesn’t make me sad, but Seattle sports do 😔
30 years of @Mariners pain (Fire Jerry) 🤞🏻
Cole Young Propagandist ⚾️

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Making a thread to pin all of my player edits:

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@AltuveEnjoyer Can’t be losing in the oranges, and to the Angels. Only allowed one at a time

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@CyYoungWoo No one loses quite like us 😔

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So the Knicks won 2 on the road, and might lose 2 at home… that… seems… familiar 😔

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@CyYoungWoo they just had to use the same script

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@wrhiv_72 @KwanDislike Jahmai Rob Jones Refsnyder. Yeah, we both have the same problem 😭

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@KwanDislike So he’s just kinda fitting wherever you can squeeze him? I know he was on 3rd one of those games against us last weekend. His LHP splits are pretty horrific lmao so not subbing Vierling there is brutal. He’s like our Rob Refsynder.

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@colyung kinda like this

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@EnragedMsFan I still believe in Kirb. I’ll finish his May starts edit tonight, and it shows when he cooks he COOKS. He’s just struggled a lot this season. Nowhere near “washed”, or trade territory though imo

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@MarinersGlaze Sounds about right for the most evil man that’s ever walked the planet 😈

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@Mariners Alright

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@DomCanzone We need to employ Dom’s mother to feed the rest of the boys. It’s been decided. Gotta get these bats boomin’

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So…. Canzone kinda mashes

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How do I feel about today’s game?

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Watched 3 of Kirby's last outings this morning editing his May starts.
Today, I saw his 4SM command returning. His sweeper was beautiful, his sinker/2SM is back, and he's not overly relying on his knuckle anymore. That gets eaten up after the lineup sees it one time through.
I personally think he's having sequencing issues, that aren't letting him establish pitches & make his solid breaking balls/12-6 knuckle predictable, especially when he throws them b2b in a sequence.
The offense is helping none, and this game is mostly on them. Kirby imo is going to catch all the shit, while he had a pretty solid start compared to the rest of his this year.

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@felwinterspie uhm

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@CyYoungWoo 😭 someone replaced all our bats with fungos fr

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@FifthCrichton Very fair. Way more action. I just miss our Colt/Cole combo already

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when they take your position away, and throw you into leadoff

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Back at it in Baltimore for Game 3️⃣.

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STRIKE EM OUT THROW EM OUT