Sammy

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@commentiquette Maybe whip your weiner around in circles hoping to get it going fast enough to fly away like a helicopter.

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@commentiquette What happened to Skjöldr? How’s he doing?

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@TrashFox_Zero @PuptheChipper @Bottomologist_ I think he was due in like 1995

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@Bottomologist_ I’m only a part time dog!

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@PupShade @adultmalemodelx

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@thegardenofpriv All grown up 🥺

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@thegardenofpriv Isn’t that every morning for you?

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@Bottomologist_ @ShowOffJonah I’m on the right next to some twink 😘

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@kinky_mylo Wouldn’t you wanna be the little bitch boy concubine sex slave of the man who killed Bin Laden?

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@pupfrost_ @doggyweekend Wait, you actually have a penis?

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@TrashFox_Zero Can I jump the queue?

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@Edisach1 @TrashFox_Zero Graciously, they cleaned it up prior to my returning from a haircut, so I never saw the evidence!

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@thegardenofpriv I’m still planning to emigrate 😅

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@Bottomologist_ No x

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@Bottomologist_ Love how Snowy makes a cameo in this tweet

[Sammy @straitjacketdog]

@PupKaiser @cfconvention I’m not a furry (yet?) tho!