Amanda

[Amanda @straitjagged]

Since I can’t afford a vacation, I’m watching a bottle of Grey Goose spin on a 7-light LED mirrored revolving display base for my bong and imagining I’m in Alaska watching the Aurora Borealis.

[Amanda @straitjagged]

Online job ap questionnaire: What made you apply for this job?

Me: I’m determined to start getting my nails done every week, and I just found out how expensive that is.

[Amanda @straitjagged]

Parking in LA is like going to college. It’s difficult, expensive, and a waste of time.