Michael Ralston

Son with autism - @KaycoTheFurry, member of The Greens, software developer, lead guitarist, trying to be mindful one day at a time.

[Pan-African Tiger Woods @wordisbond]

Isn’t this a war crime?

[NoosaTempleOfSatan @OfNoosa]

Apparently Jennifer thinks being a Satanist should interest the Federal Police. Babies don't even taste nice darl.

[- Cass @Cassandrasl99]

Ben Fordham is having a bad couple of days as Aussie's revolt on Twitter and demand @2GB873 #BinBen & threaten their advertisers.

I'm happy to type #BinBen till the cows come home.

Who's with me?

[Paul McDermott @YoungMasterPaul]

@shitbloodandcum Yep. In a hundred years there’ll be “Patriots” lighting candles to a golden calf pondering the injustice of it all.

[Eli Erlick @EliErlick]

Trans women are natural women.
Trans women are normal women.
Trans women are biological women.
Trans women are genetic women.
Trans women are real women.
Trans women are women.

[Troy’s Voice @TroyPSimpson]

A positive editorial in The Canberra Times: The Voice “is not…an attempt to divide Australia along racial lines. It is…an attempt to address the consequence of Australia having been divided along racial lines…”

"If not now, when?" The obvious corollary: "If not us, who?"

[Michael Ralston @stralytic]

@news_australian Greatest Prime Minister in Australia's History.

[Madre Swift Justice @JayStill4]

@AwareSuper As a member of your superannuation I am appalled that you would support an event with @DonaldJTrumpJr in #Australia. I am calling for a boycott of any companies associated with this event
@AwareTheatre @ChrisMinnsMP @ICCSyd
#DumpTrumpAU @MFWitches
Please retweet

[NoosaTempleOfSatan @OfNoosa]

@RodneyCroome https://t.co/0mfCtuT0pc police refused to investigate violence and death threats against the Temple. Spiritual home of the lgbti community https://t.co/0mfCtuT0pc

[NoosaTempleOfSatan @OfNoosa]

@MarkDreyfusKCMP @AlboMP Praise Satan. Police refused to investigate violence and death threats against Noosa Council workers and The Temple congregation
https://t.co/0mfCtuT0pc

[MFWitches @MFWitches]

Wow, it’s almost like there’s some kind of strange correlation going on here or something, can’t quite work it out …

#NewsCorpse
#EatTheRich

[MissGrumps @nellybabe]

Oh fuck off with the Israel Folau documentary, abc 🤬🤬 how about doing a documentary on someone who has made a difference and isn’t a raging homophobic bigot 😡😡😡🖕🖕

[Ben Pennings @BenPennings]

The lawsuit against Bob and the Gunns 20 lasted 6 YEARS. Gunns lost and ended up bankrupt‼️✊🏽 Adani has been bullying my family for 3 YEARS in the Supreme Court. Bob is actively supporting my legal team to win #DadvsAdani soon. Join him 👇🏼

https://t.co/XWlZZrHndM

[Michael Ralston @stralytic]

@newcastleboyy Why not barter with any kind of fruit?

[Michael Ralston @stralytic]

@newcastleboyy You pay for everything with apples?? How is that possibly more hygienic than coins and notes? Don't the apples go rotten? What about worms?

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

for those of you keeping score at home, Barack Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize. Donald Trump has a sexual abuse judgement

[Agent 22 🇸🇪🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @OmbudTjugotva]

Here’s a half serious question…

If a politician states in an interview that “those on welfare are ‘too lazy’ to get a job”

Could someone on said payments sue that person for slander or defamation?

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

To believe in Kings you need to believe in Gods. I believe in neither.