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@keithhon21 @povcops What the hell does 'unalives '.mean? Is it another example of Americans making up words again because they don't understand English

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@Spogwang @BBCSport @FA @ManCity @premierleague @UEFA @LCFC Well I wouldn't call Chelsea a small club... But what does it matter you anyway.. It's not if you go to every home game is it...

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@fesshole From someone who ignored these signs I ended up in A&E and left with a catheter and then endured a 7 month wait for an operation to shave my prostate GO AND GET CHECKED OUT!!!

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@chronicalguy Some of these are in the UK

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@raducrisanx Sell... Better getting something for him now or bugger all next year.. Give the newbies a chance to build a cohesive midfield from the start

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@28Galt @ManCity @PhilFoden How sad are you for a commentating.. Time to leave mummy's spare room and get a job... Oh wait! you're a scouser never gonna happen is it.. Living rent free in that void between your ears...

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@BritainBiking Click bait

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@carter8f For some reason Cururella keeps showing up on my time lines talking about his son and his family, as a non Chelsea fan, I really didn't care for him,but wow! After seeing so many interviews with him it has changed my mind I've shed tears listening to his love for his family

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@UtdForever7 But here we are living rent free in that void between your ears

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@1cornishblue As he lives in Nigeria there may be a delay in his reply due to the difference in time zones 😂 😂

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@KatieMagnet There is no such thing as bad music.. There's music you like and there's music you dislike

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@wickedladybiker Many congratulations!

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@GoonerGoss3034 @FabrizioRomano Hand the premier league handed to you by VAR but here we are living rent free in that void between your ears.. Muppet

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@arsenalbarclays Charged?... Really? When did this happen? But here we are living rent free in that void between your ears.. Muppet

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@TheMunichTunnel But here we are living rent free in that void between your ears

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@red_to_arsenal That doesn't make sense... If and it's a big if why would they bother...so how's your view from the Emirates Stadium.. Oh wait a minute.....

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@raducrisanx Back in the day I was dragged up on Stockport Rd, near Ardwick Green and you could hear the roar from marine Rd. Asked my Dad what that was, he put a mark on the wall and said when I get that tall he would take me to watch Manchester City that was 60 yrs ago....

[Richard Seiler @richardseiler]

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

Jeremy Clarkson has never pretended to be anything other than exactly what he is

Brutally honest. No oil painting. A pot belly, a lifelong smoker, a drinker. Not exactly the modern alpha male or is he?

And somehow that is the whole point

I have watched him for most of my life
First as a motoring journalist who could make you want a car you would never own and never need
Then as something bigger
The loudest, funniest, most unfiltered mouthpiece the ordinary person ever had
A man who said the thing everyone was thinking while the rest of television tiptoed around it

From Top Gear he built something that should not have worked
Three middle aged men, The Stig, a track and a chemistry you cannot manufacture
James May the patient one
Richard Hammond the brave one
And Clarkson the force of nature dragging both of them into chaos and somehow back out again

When it all fell apart at the BBC he could have disappeared
The fracas was not his finest hour and he never pretended it was
He owned it, apologized and carried on
No reinvention, no groveling tour, no carefully managed comeback
He just kept being himself and let the work speak

The move to Amazon and The Grand Tour proved something I think a lot of people missed
The format was never the magic
The men were
You can take three friends out of a studio and drop them anywhere on earth and the loyalty between them travels with them

But it is Clarkson's Farm where the whole picture finally comes into focus

Here is a man with nothing left to prove walking into a field he barely understands and refusing to fake competence he does not have
He has run that farm at break even and then at an outright loss in full public view
No editing it into a success story
No pretending the numbers work when they do not
His farm manager hands him one brutal truth after another and he sits there and takes it

A whole season swallowed by drought even after he leaned into robotics and the most advanced farming money could buy
Technology was supposed to be the answer and the weather did not care
He showed that too
Most people would have cut it

And through all of it he has done something quietly remarkable
He has dragged the plight of the British farmer into the light
The paperwork, the council, the margins that vanish, the weather that ruins a year of work in a week
People who had never thought about where their food comes from suddenly cared because he made them care

And then there is the part nobody warned me about
Men who raise animals for meat and still love them
Who name them, worry about them, sit with them
Who treat them with respect and dignity right up to the moment they cannot keep them
And feel the full weight of sending them off

He does not hide that
He lets the camera sit in the discomfort of it
The grief of a man who knows the deal he made and still finds it hard

That is not weakness
That is honesty most people are far too afraid to show

We live in an age that rewards the polished, the curated, the carefully built personal brand
And here is a scruffy, swearing, chain smoking farmer who has done the opposite of all of it and won
He stayed exactly who he was while the world begged him to become a product

That is the whole secret
There is no act
There never was

And that is exactly why we keep watching

Praying for a full recovery mate, looking forward to another season of Clarkson's Farms!

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@thegingerwig @0161Darren At times late night I thought Pickford was an embarrassment.. Some one once called him a TV keeper.....plays to the camera

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@KayLFC05_ So why does it bother you so much.... Ahhh I get it jealousy.. Oh and you lot are always the victim...