Kelly Lorah

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

-slow Mortal Kombat music playing-
#finishhim #mortalkombat #subzero #alwayssubzero @TouchingDharma

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

@hannabriejones You're a hot fucking mama no matter what! Like DAYUM.

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

Ladies and gentlemen...

My husband. @TouchingDharma

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

29 states—including our neighbors OH, WV, MD, DE, NJ, and NY— have raised their minimum wage.

Last week, I shared my plan to raise PA's minimum wage to $15/hour. Tell your legislator: it's time to #RaiseTheWage.

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

Is this real life?
#clouds #harrisburg #livingthedream

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

I CAN TRY.
#DnD #bard

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

Latest prediction: The Episode IX title will be Star Wars: Spark of Joy and it will mostly be Kylo Ren angrily tidying his room

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

We can all thank my wonderful fiance for dragging me back onto this glorious heap.

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

#NewProfilePic

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

@sassybakedham 😍😍😍 https://t.co/4LAKke0SeI

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

THE 60s ARE BACK!

HIGH-WAISTED SHORTS!
A-LINE DRESSES!
THE EVER-PRESENT FEAR OF NUCLEAR WAR!
SKINNY TIES!

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

@CharliBandemer LADY. YOUR NOSE IS CUTE AS SHIT. leave the haters in your dust. <3

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

@WalkerBait90 @GameOfThrones #jorahmormont and I are definitely kindred spirits. Bring on the rum!!

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

Anyone else want to peel their skin off?

No? Just me?

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

@sassybakedham Tell me about it, baby girl. I halp.

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

I could pee I'm so excited. But I won't. I can hold it. https://t.co/2s6XGXM6kk

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

It's time...

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

@CharliBandemer Where you trying to go?

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

@sassybakedham RTX!!!!!!!!!111!!!

[Kelly Lorah @stranded_kelly]

@sassybakedham There's going to be so much glorious content this weekend. Can hardly contain myself.