Alison

Send alpaca pics instead of dick pics pls

[Alison @strandybeach]

which one of these fully clothed buttpics™ do you like better? 🐰SWIPE ➽➽➽ https://t.co/Ozwv7MfTPt

[Alison @strandybeach]

here I am, following all the rules, fully covered again ♕✓♔ What are your weekend plans?! @ Guidelines in Practice https://t.co/Zq1ae8hzSU

[Alison @strandybeach]

ƒu¢k societal standards ok, no I will NOT photoshop the bruises off my knee
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#fakebody⚠️ (👈🏼my fren told me to try dis so we’ll see what happens) https://t.co/HSJT0WI13R

[Alison @strandybeach]

oh hey didn’t see u down there https://t.co/Hu2H5Tqi16

[Alison @strandybeach]

1 or 2? SWIPE ⇨✨ https://t.co/eg2hz0empB

[Alison @strandybeach]

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[Alison @strandybeach]

door # 1 or door # 2?💜 https://t.co/6NEhfXPcoh

[Alison @strandybeach]

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[Alison @strandybeach]

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[Alison @strandybeach]

you guys is this too early to be posting I DONT KNOW WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA IS LIKE IN THE MORNING☀️ https://t.co/ITS2XdL4kY

[Alison @strandybeach]

take me to church 💙 colour or black & white? https://t.co/TkGjI5JMZz

[Alison @strandybeach]

one year ago: extra squishy panini fat & post-surgery but felt super pretty 🌸 https://t.co/LcFXR0kpTA

[Alison @strandybeach]

it’s all in the ✨hips✨
- chubbs https://t.co/AaqtmtB1k8

[Alison @strandybeach]

y’all I woke up in a bad mood today after bad things happened last night and are continuing into today so TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD — p.s. this may be my new best buttpic™ ever and it’s UNSH0PPED🙌🏼 https://t.co/22WjZEJhKb

[Alison @strandybeach]

I don’t actually know what fashun is socially acceptable anymore are loincloths a smart choice https://t.co/xF6p5Cp6xt

[Alison @strandybeach]

just a hippy lil hippie💐 what’s your favourite flower? AND DONT PRETEND FOR ONE SECOND U DONT LIKE FLOWERS COS YOURE A BOY OKAY EVERYBODY LIKES FLOWERS https://t.co/daKjrM2HHu

[Alison @strandybeach]

one of my life goals is to learn how to style my hair in the way it looks when I manipulate it with my hands https://t.co/1WSS6ZZOOM

[Alison @strandybeach]

it looks like I have a mustache but I promise it’s just one single strand of hair being windblown above my top lip ok https://t.co/2A10IBZzpN

[Alison @strandybeach]

alright bbz it’s 35° today and we are eating. This. Heat. UP😎🥵😍 do you like it hot or cold?
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@honeybirdette https://t.co/uqfklAWxOS

[Alison @strandybeach]

this is now a home DIY advice page: when installing your new dryer, don’t slice your hand open on galvanized pipe so as to avoid sitting in the ER for 4+ hrs to get a tetanus shot and stitches 🙃🏥 https://t.co/8UcYTSDEqu