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They should really try making porn but good and not bad

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Being gay is lowkey fruity af

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I want to be so swag that my ex kills themself

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It’s not horny posting im just making astute and knowledgeable observations

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White boys become Socrates in jorts the minute they get a bucket hat and those faggy glasses

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Accidentally jerked in the the library on accident

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Strap battle between Ruth bader Ginsberg and idk your fuck ass dead grandmas or something fuck you

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My father in law used to have gay sex and talk about how much he didn’t enjoy it after but then continue to crack men it was inspiring

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Pants ALL the way down at the funeral
#grandmadead #death #grandma #sad

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And there are the lesbians,of course.

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I can’t degrade women during sex because I start talking like Ben Shapiro while doing it

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Reading books that make me wanna be a better person and then drinking cough syrup until I start putting slurs on my twitter

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Caught shorty pissing in my sink…. Why bitch? Why?

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I’ve shit in places you wouldn’t even piss in

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Mind if I creep on it shorty?

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Peer review note: I needed 3 cigarettes to get through this

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If I got pregnant I’d have one of those ugly ass mega bellies that’s misshapen and fucked up. I’m a boy btw.

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@leanmaster2016 No I made that up.

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Farted so loud it reverberated off the windows

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Finally broke up with my ex wife. Told her I hoped she was happy(lie) and that I definitely don’t wish her suffering and a puking curse that makes he puke a lot(lie also but more powerful)