Strange_mob

Passionate about my 🎨 art

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

So who paid these goons who were supervised by police officers? Na ni wajinga ata Hawana mask za kuficha ujinga wao.

Is it Osoro or Simba Arati or Anthony Nyakundi? Who paid them?

This is what happened at keumbu during Linda mwananchi rally today 💔😭I am Soo heartbroken!! This should be happening in a country with a C-I-C

[Ja Yath 🐾🇰🇪 @Kenouma]

Careful how you talk about @MkenyaMzi buana that man does with the code and software what Messi does with the ball.

He integrated my POS with those ai and vs code which directly advises me on how to stock my products in all @DawacareP branches!

If you are running a business without ai right now, you are cooked😅🙌🏽

[Strange_mob @strange_mobs]

Enda na simu choo tu juu it might take a. Minute

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Dawa ya bloating ni nini?

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Resume Content That Gets You Hired!

1. CONTACT INFORMATION
- Full Name
- Professional Email (avoid casual ones)
- Phone Number
- Portfolio/Website Link (Optional)

2. PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY (ABOUT YOU)
A short, powerful intro about who you are and what you bring.

Example:
Creative UX Designer with 3+ years of experience crafting user-centered websites and apps.

3. PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY (SKILLS-BASED)
Highlight skills that match the job description.

- Technical Skills: e.g., HTML, Figma, Data Analysis
- Soft Skills: e.g., Teamwork, Problem-Solving

4. WORK EXPERIENCE
- Job Title | Company | Dates
- 2–4 bullet points explaining:
i. What you did
ii. How you added value
- Quantify results (e.g., “Increased website traffic by 30%”)

5. EDUCATION
- Degree | University | Year
- Relevant Coursework (Optional)
- Academic Results (if strong)

6. PROJECTS
Highlight skills that match the job description.
- Technical Skills: e.g., HTML, Figma, Data Analysis
- Soft Skills: e.g., Teamwork, Problem-Solving

7. CONTENT FORMULA FOR EVERY WORK EXPERIENCE (STAR METHOD)
- Situation: Brief background
- Task: What was your role?
- Action: What did you do?
- Result: What did you achieve? (Preferably with numbers)

8. SKILLS TO HIGHLIGHT (BASED ON TRENDS)
i. Hard Skills
- Data Analysis
- SEO/SEM
- Project Management Tools
- Coding/Automation
- AI/ML Basics

ii. Soft Skills
- Problem-Solving
- Critical Thinking
- Communication
- Adaptability
- Creativity

9. COMMON RESUME MISTAKES TO AVOID
- Typos and grammatical errors
- Using one generic resume for all jobs
- Stuffing buzzwords without context
- Using overly complicated templates
- Including outdated skills (e.g., MS Office Basics)
- Adding full home address (city and country are enough)

10. IDEAL RESUME LAYOUT RULES
- Margin: 0.5” – 1”
- Font: Professional (Calibri, Helvetica, Arial)
- Font Size: 10–12 pt
- Line Spacing: 1.0–1.15
- Length:
i. 1 page (less than 10 years experience)
ii. 2 pages max (senior roles)

11. ADVANCED PRO TIPS TO STAND OUT
- Use Keywords Smartly: Sprinkle them naturally throughout your resume
- Show Growth: Highlight promotions and evolving responsibilities
- Customize Your Title: Tailor your resume file name (e.g., First name_Second name_UXDesigner_Resume.pdf)
- Portfolio/Case Studies: Add a clickable link if in creative/technical fields
- Metrics > Responsibilities: Focus on achievements, not just duties

12. ATS Optimization Tips
- Use standard headings like “Work Experience” and “Skills”
- Prioritize recent experience
- Use white space for readability
- Include relevant links (E.g portfolio, GitHub)

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[Men of Purpose @Men_Of_Purpose]

He literally explained why you must keep going.

[Strange_mob @strange_mobs]

@NdemoKelvin Tassia Stage kuna building hapo ya safaricom ask for co working space

[Strange_mob @strange_mobs]

@SirAlexas Is homelander kenyan😅 because wueh

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

When a n!gga is tryna teach and correct you, he’s tryna keep you.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Why you must never trust this man😂😂
Gachagua, come back here and tell us what has changed 😏

[Victor Gatsby @LordGichohi]

Mainstream Media won’t share this . You are the media . Share widely

[Mak Mansa @mansaplus]

I was talking with my mother in the morning about this… Petals of Blood and Wizard of the Crow define Kenya then, and now! You have to read those two books just to see how long we have been dealing with is monster! Hopefully, things will go down as Ngūgī put it down in the Wizard of the Crow.

[Alexander Leishman 🇺🇸 @Leishman]

hilarious phishing email I just got. 10/10 execution

[GISTE @ggiste]

THIS MIGHT HELP SOMEONE.

WHERE TO BUY THINGS AT A BARGAIN IN NAIROBI
1. Cereals – Get them in Nyamakima in that kichochoro for Molo matatus. Groundnuts from the market cost Sh190 per kilo, but at Nyamakima they are Sh110. You can also get apples and other fruits at a good price.

2. Diapers and bar soap – OTC. The kichochoro between Quickmart and Equity.

3. Chemicals for homemade detergent, bleach, fabric softener, disinfectant – OTC, the building with quickmart, go upstairs, first floor. They will even explain how to mix them.

4. Bulk shopping – If you can manage to go to Kawangware or Eastleigh, you will save a lot. In Kawangware, go to Samwest in the market. Alight at Mlango Soko, then at Cooperative Bank, go down and turn at the first right turn, walk about 20 metres and you will find Samwest. Go with a list, they will give you the prices. If you are buying things for a shop, they deliver. Alternatively, you can turn left and walk a bit for like 100 metres where you will find many wholesale shops including FairPrice. Also look out for Israel. In Eastleigh, as you walk towards the Catholic Church or if you are coming from Pangani, just after you take the right turn to enter Eastleigh, you will see the Marie Stopes sign board, the shops start there. If you are an uptown girl, on the upper side of Biashara Street just before you join Koinange Street there is a Muhindi shop that sells groceries at wholesale prices. It’s opposite Yala Towers. He also has storage and garbage bags at a good price.

5. Beauty products and jewellery – Perida Centre, Dubois Road, and basically Dubois Road.

6. Vegetables – Marikiti and Gikomba. Bunch of spinach @ Sh15, bunch of sukuma wiki @Sh10, terere @15, cabbages @20, 6 tomatoes @10, onions @ 1 bob, 4 maize cobs @20, etc, especially outside Marikiti.

7. Vegetables for those who live in Eastlands – Go to Korongosho market early on Wednesday or Saturday mornings. It is at the Dandora, Kariobangi roundabout. Buy carrots, peas, potatoes and onions from the lorries; it is cheaper than inside the market.

8. Meat – Ndonyo Market Dagoretti for Sh280 a kilo. Burma Sh200 to Sh250 a kilo.

9. Fish and chicken kienyeji – Gikomba. When you get to Gikomba, ask for the place where fish is sold. It’s a whole building opposite where newborn clothes are sold. It’s on the right as you walk towards the market.

10. Fish – Alpha Foods, Road A, Enterprise Road, you’ll get 40 pieces of tilapia @Sh1700. They close by 4pm. The boda boda guys can direct you.

11. Wine/alcohol – Opposite Kensilver matatus on Dubois Road, there is a club with better prices than Mwalimu on Mfangano Street. Also check Accra Road where the 2NK matatus are in the hawkers market building, go to 3rd floor there are many wholesale shops there.

12. Utensils – Kamukunji. Kamukunji is those sides as you head towards Machakos Bus Station.

13. Prescribed medication – Try Transchem next to the bike shop above or the Transchem ooposite Afya Centre. There is also another chemist near the number 4 matatus, where the hardware shops are. Sinai Chemist at the Nairobi Textiles building is cheaper than Transchem. It is at the intersection where the Kenya Mpya buses queue, opposite a building under construction, surrounded by iron sheets (mabati). Accra Road also has a stretch of affordable chemists.

14. Panties and bras – At the junction of Accra Road and River Road, directly opposite Kobil Petrol Station, there is a small corridor where panties and bras are sold. The quality is better than Kamukunji and cheaper than Mombasa Rest House on River Road. You can also buy kids’ vests, bikers, boob tops and tummy trimmers there.

14. Panties and bras – At the junction of Accra Road and River Road, directly opposite Kobil Petrol Station, there is a small corridor where panties and bras are sold. The quality is better than Kamukunji and cheaper than Mombasa Rest House on River Road. You can also buy kids’ vests, bikers, boob tops and tummy trimmers there.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

We are the media. Share widely.

[Farida Bemba Nabourema @Farida_N]

The nation that arranged the poisoning of Toussaint Louverture of St Domingue ( Haïti) for demanding the end of slavery and the liberation of his people in 1803; that assassinated Ruben Um Nyobe, the Cameroonian independence leader hunted down and killed in 1958 by French forces before independence was even formally granted, that had Felix Moumie of Cameroon, poisoned in Geneva by his intelligence in 1960, that orchestrated the assassination of Sylvanus Olympio of Togo by soldiers of his colonial army in 1963, that armed and protected the man who murdered Thomas Sankara in 1987 and sheltered him for decades, that supported the destabilisation that led to the overthrow and death of Modibo Keita of Mali, that printed millions of fake currency to destroy the Guinean Franc after 8 failed assassination attempts at Sekou Toure because he stood his grounds and demanded independence, that stood behind the forces that removed and destroyed Patrice Lumumba, coordinating with Belgium and the CIA to ensure Congo’s most visionary independence leader did not survive his own government, that massacred at least 100,000 Malagasy people, 250,000 Cameroonians, 1.2 million Algerians between 1955 and 1962 simply because they demanded their independence.

The president of that nation, less than half a century after committing such atrocities stood before a room full of African heads of state in 2026 and declared itself the true Pan-Africanist. And not one of them stood up.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Not one said: you cannot use that word: not here, not with that history on this continent. Not a single one had the dignity to say what any person with an elementary knowledge of what Pan-Africanism means and what France has done to those who practiced it would have said immediately and without hesitation.

It is the equivalent of a Nazi leader standing before a Jewish assembly and announcing that Germany is the true defender of the Jewish people. There are words that carry such historical mass that no political convenience, no diplomatic ambition, no funding arrangement justifies allowing them to be stolen and worn by those who spent generations trying to destroy what those words represent; Pan-Africanism is one of those words. And it was surrendered in that room without a fight, by men who were supposed to be there representing us.

France is not even a formidable power anymore. It cannot impose its will on its own European neighbourhood. Its economy is strained, its global influence is null, its African military presence has been expelled. It intimidates no one who has chosen not to be intimidated. And yet these boneless, prideless, senseless humans we call Africa leaders sat and applauded this humiliation ritual.

What breaks me is knowing that every generation, without fail, produces its quota of leaders who will trade the dignity of their people for a photograph with a western head of state, for a seat at a table that was never set for them. They dress it up as pragmatism and call it diplomacy. But it is the oldest and most contemptible transaction in the postcolonial playbook: the surrender of collective dignity for personal visibility.

And these are days, I will not pretend otherwise, where I genuinely wonder if we will ever be free.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Not because the struggle is not real or the people are not capable, but because freedom requires leaders at the decisive moment, and every decisive moment seems to find us represented by spineless, glory-hunting, photograph-chasing men who would sell the graves of their own predecessors for a handshake with those that tried to erase their people. Every generation inherits the fight for freedom but also produces the cowards who auction it.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I want to promise you that in two years, Nairobi River will be different from what we know today - Ruto

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Kenya Kwanza will not continue with the borrowing spree that has ballooned our debt in the last five years alone, close to Ksh. 7 trillion; we will focus more on investments and labor-intensive infrastructure -DP Ruto

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

We will pay flight tickets for Kenyans going to work abroad – President Ruto

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

Whoever started reposting these fake promise posts abarikiwe zaidi

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Huyu aliwacha amesolve murder yake.