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[onion person @CantEverDie]

you have to play the audio. i scrolled past this multiple times without hearing it, it’s even fucking funnier with audio

[Aoibhy 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @feinmhuinin]

TikTok peaked here

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

got in the lyft and the nice maybe 40 year old lady who was driving went “you ready baby?”

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Ok, this is amazing:

1/ Canadian and Brazilian players are having a heated chat at the net during the women’s beach volleyball gold medal match
2/ DJ plays John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’
3/ Players look at one another and smile
4/ Crowd starts singing along

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[michael @FilledwithUrine]

tf is she talking about

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i think about this every time i’m on zoom

[Chopped dad @JamesCoyne]

Ngl lost it at this.

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[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This transition is crazy

[SpacedMom @copymama]

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

we saw a dalmatian on a leash trying desperately to walk into a fire station and my wife said "the children yearn for the mines"

[trash jones @jzux]

my friend once accidentally pronounced fugue state "foogoo state" and now she could be telling us a story about the worst day of her life and we just go damn man you must have been in an absolute foogoo state

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Legitimately a tiktok masterpiece https://t.co/rMlrfXlQTY

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I love that gay little onion, the shallot.

[“paula” @paularambles]

the swedish word for “end” or “done” being “slut” will never not be funny to me (in this case they were out of these cow balloons)

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The crystal ain’t the only ball I know

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

no hard feelings (2023)