Jazz ❣️

⛓️Fun, cute, kinkster here for laughs 💖⛓️ ♥️Shitposter mainly ♥️ 🎉24 MDNI😘🎉

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Sitting in the living room, and I overhear my husband say to my 2 y.o. daughter, “Hey, can you go ask Mommy what she wants on her hamburger?”

Toddler: “OKAY!”

stompstompstOMPSTOMPSTOMP

Toddler appears at the door.

“HEY MOMMY, DO YOU WANT A HOT DOG??”

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men love to put their name on the achievements of women

[Jazz ❣️ @stranger_joot]

@omarsakrpoet When I did chemo infusions I ate chicken salad !

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I just heard a woman say “never trust a man who would rather teach you a lesson than make sure you’re safe” and I had to share.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

junko radicalized me. every evil thing that men can do to a woman was done to her and the men in question got only like 10 years in jail each

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You know who'd love Meta glasses? Serial killers, pedophiles, stalkers, voyeurs, blackmailers, and losers.

[Men Being Awful @pinkcels]

It's always a man.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Hot take on the “women file for divorce more than men” debate:

Dude, if she used to book your dentist appointments for you, she knew she’d have to do the divorce paperwork, too.

[Jazz ❣️ @stranger_joot]

@kaythecasa @JosiahYong @TheGreenHaze19 Because the human that can’t talk also can’t feed themselves, go to the bathroom, bathe by themselves. So.

[princesstherapy @princessstherap]

in official standalone Disney canon, Ariel is the only official princess to have a child

[i like food @messedupfoods]

it's cookies

[Jazz ❣️ @stranger_joot]

@Claire9979i She’s already traumatized from a mistake, why beat her ?? Dumb logic.

[Jazz ❣️ @stranger_joot]

@Bunny_ngl it’s 90 outside and I have the AC blasting” and I didn’t even apologize I just said “it smells like cigarette smoke in here and I just left the hospital I can’t breathe” and he immediately shut up.

[Jazz ❣️ @stranger_joot]

@Bunny_ngl Had the opposite happen to me. I was leaving the hospital after learning I had a blood clot and had a hard time breathing. His car reeked of cigarette smell so I rolled down my window. Half way through he said “is there a reason you have the window down?