Emily

She/Her. Just me out here pretending I’m funnier than I actually am.

[Emily @stranglemenow]

Hi I’m dog sitting a lot right now, so please enjoy this thread of all the cute puppers I have befriended :)

[proposition dre @juicelessdre]

Staying home for new years pros:
- you your own bartender
- unlimited drinks and food name your price
- no dress code

[GL @gldivittorio]

If we go back into full lockdown all winter I'm starting hard drugs or becoming a flat earther or something I cannot do this again fully aware

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

tea isn’t just a drink it’s a handwarmer it’s an experience it’s a love language it’s a friend

[Emily @stranglemenow]

@lisetgarcia_ My house is pet friendly…just saying… 🥺

[Emily @stranglemenow]

@lisetgarcia_ @screampai Is it the front or the back? Stretching my hip flexors daily changed my whole body

[Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch]

CW: Eating disorders

There's been a lot of conversation (rightfully so!) about why we shouldn't talk about other people's bodies, even if it's a "compliment."

I wanted to share a little about what "compliments" did to my psyche as a person with an eating disorder.

[Lily Marston @lily_marston]

Really ready for myself to snap out of the funk I’ve been in for… over 6 months

[Marlena Stell @MarlenaStell]

And for those wanting to speak on the current laws in Texas- here’s my experience. I called 10 doctors and 9 out of the 10 would not even see me until I was at least 9 weeks along. Which means that 6 weeks is already passed before you’re even able to confirm with a doctor and

[Emily @stranglemenow]

@tashavbrink You’re too beautiful for ANY negativity. Who am I fightin?

[DC’s #1 Bartender 🍹 @AyeElleJay]

Dating doesn’t give me butterflies anymore. It gives me anxiety, tryna figure out if you’re really about everything you say you’re about.

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

sorry I never answered your text. I put it off for a day and that day spiralled into multiple days and then it became A Whole Thing

[Emily @stranglemenow]

This is Gemma! She’s a standard poodle and such a good girl. She’s so calm and gentle and gets so excited when I get to her house to take her for a walk! Just look at those sweet eyes 🥺

[Emily @stranglemenow]

Hi I’m dog sitting a lot right now, so please enjoy this thread of all the cute puppers I have befriended :)

[Emily @stranglemenow]

BIG and Bannon!
BIG: most beautiful cat I’ve ever seen, very shy but very precious once he warmed up to me.
Bannon: perfect balance between “zoomies in the back yard” and “let me stare into your soul with love”. Big fan.

[Kaedyn Cheek @kaedyncheek]

good morning! here are some things ~not~ approved by the FDA:
-cosmetics
-infant formula
-tobacco products
-tattoo ink
-dietary supplements & vitamins
-alcohol

here are some things that ~are~ approved by the FDA:
-the pfizer vaccine

get the damn shot and have a great day

[Emily @stranglemenow]

Bonus photo of Odin being the most handsome garden prince. Love this goofball, he makes me want a pitty so badly.

[Emily @stranglemenow]

Tbh I completely forgot about this thread, but here are the two babies I got to walk this week!
Left: Remi, 2yo Alaskan Husky with the most beautiful colouring I’ve ever seen
Right: Odin, 1yo Pittbull and the biggest love bug 🥰

[Emily @stranglemenow]

If you can’t recognize Welcome to the Black Parade from the first piano note, did you even have an emo phase?

[Emily @stranglemenow]

Not that anyone asked but they did this for 23 minutes, drove away for a while but then came back. It was still going when I finally fell asleep 🙄

[Emily @stranglemenow]

It’s 11:15 in a residential area with tons of young kids, it was hot out today so everyone has their windows open and yet my neighbour feels the need to idle and rev his Harley outside :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Emily @stranglemenow]

It’s 11:15 in a residential area with tons of young kids, it was hot out today so everyone has their windows open and yet my neighbour feels the need to idle and rev his Harley outside :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Emily @stranglemenow]

@screampai Friendship over 😤

(Kidding ily)

[Emily @stranglemenow]

People who can chew ice are serial killers