Amy

drinker of tea
goodly speller
D&D classification: Chaotic Lazy

[Amy @strangly_normal]

@bobzjuronkl Yup, using for my powers for evil didnt work out...
Turned into a Dirk Gently situation...

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Finally bought your book, @bobzjuronkl
Looking forward to using my psychic powers for evil...

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Soooooooo, corona....

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one day I'll be as funny as @JamesAcaster and on that day I will have achieved my final form

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On a mother fluffing adventure!
#SEA #TryNotToDie

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People speaking Afr at the gate of a CPT bound flight.
Bitch we might be in SIN but we all know what you're saying.
#YoureNotSpecial
#airport

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#Preach
"misrepresentation of science and medicine can help produce actual policy that is unsupported by the sci... https://t.co/4Ibeq7mJdZ

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Apparently trading my voice to a sea witch for a coconut coffee was not as great of a deal as I thought.

#ArtofTheDeal
#lemonTeaInThisHeat
#Humidity
#HumidityInHanoi

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"science is hard. When a politician makes it sound easy, settled, definitive—look closer." https://t.co/futpBhH6Lc

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Friend: are you gonna come to the gym?
Me: Sure I'm up for some gin.

This how misunderstandings happen
#ginlife

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@JonathanLHoward @Nigel_Farage

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@UncleDuke1969

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@SamSykesSwears This exact thing happened to me. Except instead of alligators it was the neighbours cat.

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@JonathanLHoward @definitelyvita @casskhaw This is the stuff of nightmares...

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@JohannesCabal WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

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@GingerAtLaw ... can I have an imaginary friend?

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Finally found my way out of that cave!!!!

#AcidentalliySplunking with @derbs4590

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@EmergencyQ 19th of November

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when something "will just take a sec", ends up taking 12 days, 9 intrcate dance numbers and a pardon from the president of Ecuador.

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when you run screaming out of the house to pick some up from the airport, arrive early and think.... I had time to finish my tea...
#Flu