Amanda

[Amanda @strap_h03]

If I’m tweeting…I’m alone and I’m crossfaded.

[Amanda @strap_h03]

Girl math is figuring out how far in advance to get your botox before your sister’s wedding bc you still want to show emotion but not have too much movement under that makeup

[Amanda @strap_h03]

Serious question why does Apple keep coming out with new updates every other day?? iOS 17 now?? We don’t even use 90% of the features stop updating it

[Amanda @strap_h03]

Wait it’s 420 and my mom got McDonald’s happy meals for her class for lunch lol that’s so cute and festive for the holiday

[Amanda @strap_h03]

Did the priest ever pause service to tell you and your sisters to stop talking or are you normal?

We’re no longer Chreasters to say the least 🥲🙏🏻

[Amanda @strap_h03]

No rap verse goes harder than Jaden Smiths on never say never

[Amanda @strap_h03]

Other girls: selling feet pics
Me:

[Amanda @strap_h03]

Craving the mental stimulation I got when I entered a Rainforest Cafe. The smell, the sounds, the mist, the thunderstorms, etc.

[Amanda @strap_h03]

Least favorite weekend of the year while living downtown: air and water show weekend. Despise it.

[Amanda @strap_h03]

@OldKingCole17 You’re missing 1 chocolate chip cookie lmao

[Amanda @strap_h03]

I’m 4 drinks in, liking everything on Instagram…even suggested ads lmaoooo best feeling ever

[Amanda @strap_h03]

As a female- you either have an ass or you can wear agolde jeans. Not both.

[Amanda @strap_h03]

I hate an “on foot” ass Uber eats delivery person. I just know this meal is going to be cold

[Amanda @strap_h03]

Jack Harlow has me in a fucking chokehold with that lil glamorous remix he dropped on tiktok

[Amanda @strap_h03]

@kr0dd What’s up with hot, stylish people getting blood clots? I want a blood clot 😞

[Amanda @strap_h03]

@kr0dd King shit 🤴🏻👑 💯

[Amanda @strap_h03]

The first person to ever whip up ranch was probably like
“…….. WOAHHH!!!!!!!!”

[Amanda @strap_h03]

@kr0dd Olaplex* lmaoooo highly recommend tho

[Amanda @strap_h03]

@kr0dd I don’t know why but I cannot put into words how much they confuse me. Outdated mf

[Amanda @strap_h03]

@FrutosSebastian All of us and Brooke* miss you too 😂 ❤️

[Amanda @strap_h03]

first time at LAX— paper straws and no McDonalds in sight :(