Strathconian

Rhymes with draconian. (they/them)
Currently hibernating.

[Strathconian @strathconian]

So, hi everyone. I might be back. I might go back to lurking in the corners. But I have some serious questions for our elected friends locally, provincially, and federally. If you want to share yours with me, I'm happy to keep your inquiries confidential. #shpk #strathco #hi

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Get off my lawn. #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

This is pointless at best.
Dangerous at worst.
Like just why?
#shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Thanks for the relevant news, chum. Now I know how to go about being a better Strathconian! #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Which part of this, exactly, do you find funny? #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

You're so mayory when you post relevant stuff like this. It helps us take you seriously. #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

@robbstoddard Hi Robbbb! Let's not go overboard with the "back" business. Reminds me too much of bacon.

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Hi, Rod. You posted this recently. Mind elaborating on what this ominous message means for the rest of us? Especially us livestock? #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

ROD, OUR MP IS STANDING IN FRONT OF A GODDAMN OMINOUS DOOR PLEASE SAVE US!!! #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Hi, Rod. I'm excited to hear your Mayoral analysis of Canada's hockey challenges. Please tell us more. Your expertise is clearly needed. #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Hi, Rod. In an effort of truth and reconciliation, which you and @dave4shwdpark claim to be full champions, how does this advertising campaign resonate for you, being that you seem to have retweeted it? #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Hi, Rod. I came across this post of yours and wondered how it would advance my life in Strathconia. I'm sure you could explain your thought process. #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Hi, Rod. You've posted this graphic several times in the last 6 months. Would you like to elaborate? Is it relevant to us in #shpk #strathco?

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Hi, Rod. I'm pulling out of retirement to stretch my snout and ask some questions. This here photo. Did @StrathcoCounty pay for your seat? Were there lobbyists involved? How did you land this sweet, sweet seat? #shpk #strathco

[Strathconian @strathconian]

Yours,

@strathconian

Fin/

[Strathconian @strathconian]

A pig's thread. 1/

[Strathconian @strathconian]

But for now, the ol' noggin needs a nap.

Thanks for indulging. Be safe and kind, bipeds. 22/