staticIdioticy

[MaliciousTorturer789 @kakobunny]

Things to say to someone with 𝐎𝐂𝐃

You are a 𝗽𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲.

Is the 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 locked?

They are 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.

The 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗻 is on.

Sell me this 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝗹𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.

Now replace “the” with “get money”

[keni potes @kenitard]

#punchaselknam

[staticIdioticy @stratoShoegaze]

la magia de tener y usar twitter es que el fernando ya no manda tweets pencas en el grupo laloideas #tontoweon

[el diegopú @eldiegopu]

iniciamos esta jornada en el festival neutral dándole la bienvenida a cámara chilena dela destrucción!!

toño: olaa vamos a destruir todo en todos lados ohhh estoy destruyendo o algo asi
El Humilde Pablo Villouta:

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

still think abortion is cool? why not ask your...
aborted gf: i'm sorry you never got to cheat on me.
aborted homunculus: i would've wanted to be an outlet for your violent emotions.
aborted drake: you could've used to call me on my cellphone.

[Belsebimbo @BeezyBubBuffo]

@stratoShoegaze mi perra es hipergama call that common plaps

[jejejej CUENTA HACKEADA POR NOOB @ferjvba]

https://t.co/jqDFpBQj4x

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Cardcaptor Sakura (1998)

[Lily!🏳️‍⚧️🦌🐶 @GlassLilypad]

I need a collection of these I’m being so serious

«A thousand yeareals» is golden

[うねねみこ @unenemiko]

さくら怪獣じゃないもん！

[mooncatroses @mooncatroses]

Having a phone charger that reaches your bed feels like this

[Belsebimbo @BeezyBubBuffo]

@kenitard q vai a tener #bolas

[Matador Records @matadorrecords]

“Evil” by @interpol - from their sophomore album ‘Antics,’ released this week in 2004.

https://t.co/qvqG8KA7V9

Video directed by Charlie White.

#matadorrevisionisthistory #antics #interpol

[keni potes @kenitard]

@xamilong si tu banda de caca con pedos no suena como mi ano no es caca con pedos

[Belsebimbo @BeezyBubBuffo]

que mee en sus manos y acaricie a sus mascotas con las manos meadas >>>>

[⃟ @krisurvive]

how it feels when someone misunderstands you

[sprawling in my skin @sprawlgodx]

on that old twitter type shit lol

[Belsebimbo @BeezyBubBuffo]

gente normal: ¡Hola! 👋😃