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Fantasy GM, CFL Saskatchewan Roughriders Fan

[CFL @CFL]

The Riders run the prairies AND the country. 112th #GreyCup Champions.

[TR6Guy @tr6_guy]

Everyone living in 🇨🇦 needs to spend 23 minutes of your life and watch this video. No matter what side of the aisle you reside, it will explain that is the problem. We are all divided for a reason, and it's not good. They have us right where they want us.

https://t.co/Gg5wkw4KzV

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[stratoilers @stratoilers]

@CFL your command center is an absolute embarrassment to this sport. Why are you even there....no idea

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@Martyupnorth_2 @ElmeligiSarah @rebeccakschulz 1997-98 - El Nino winter!

[Saskatchewan Roughriders @sskroughriders]

It is with great sadness and broken hearts that the Saskatchewan Roughriders Football Club mourn the passing of one of its greatest players of all time, George Reed.

💚 https://t.co/FJxvw8aq3i

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This series was determined by the @NHL after game 4...brutal suspension decision...brutal officiating....give Vegas credit....but....4 min penalty changed game 5...missed call in game 6...one example...

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@burnsieoriginal How about $9.25M for a defenseman who is facing his own net and two lost battled on third....

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@nielsonTSN1260 $9.5M

[Kris Eriksen @KEriksenV2]

The New Zealand government has followed through 💔

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@Buckwa @EDenhoff @JamieSale @JustinTrudeau Maybe you should tryout for offensive line for the riders

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@Buckwa @EDenhoff @JamieSale @JustinTrudeau i am not a health expert..but see bullshit

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@EDenhoff @JamieSale @JustinTrudeau You were an environment (climate change) deputy minister..what do you know about health? Let alone
cllimate…

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Ironically…fajardo somehow beats 3 vs 5 rush for touchdown…still awful and not going to beat a good team

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Well this is the end for the @sskroughriders. Offensive line is awful. Two years plus of this…defence is good…but no hope on offence…season over…cannot beat wpg/cgy not even close

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Does anyone know how to block on the Riders offensive line? Has been bad for two years or more. Poor Fajardo. #CFL #Riders

[Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @goodfoodgal]

Ooops… this interview definitely didn’t go as planned…

The climate cultists are going to hate this….

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@aaronhoyland Please make sure they are booked for their COVID shots as soon as they are eligible

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The Los Angeles Dodgers have announced that Vin Scully has passed away at the age of 94.

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@politicalham How do you really feel?